Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Apr-Jun '22

[PatRatt]

ok kidz, hope u got yer belliez full, cuz that'z it for the metal buffet ty for the time, but i really must make my escape! ppp

I'll see your Ride the Lightning and raise you a Leper Messiah.

 

[Frank the Dank]

So….stoner story time this was about an hour ago….

So, there I am….lost in the land of strange and deep thought that can only be brought on by the combination of a psilocybin micro dose, a nice pair of joints, and a shower. I reach up, grab my loofah, get it all soapy and go to work. There’s soap on my face, in my eyes, every place….including the floor of the shower. All of the sudden, something is sliding down my back….struggling against the stream of water…lower, lower, lower….I’m trying to get the soap outta my eyes to see, something is on the back of my leg….? HOLY FUCK! It’s a scorpion! Before I realize what I’m doing I GRAB this fucking thing and fling it away….now I’m doing the soap footed tap dance inside the shower trying to stay away from this thing, while trying not to fall….there’s a strange noise being emitted from my mouth that sounds something like a grunting scream….I finally make it through the shower curtain, only to be met by a hundred pound American bulldog who thinks it’s playtime….so now I’m trying to find the traction to get up in the soapy wetness that’s the bathroom floor, the dog thinks he’s in trouble because I shoved him out the door and slammed it, I’m in shock and awe at every thing that just happened, and honestly don’t know how I managed to not get stung… ultimately, I won that war, and mr. scorpion is sleeping with the fishes….er, well, he took a ride down the toilet anyway. So, yea, that’s been my caturday

 

[Suki]

Keep me posted if it works….. but fyi……


You may wanna put it over them metal poles too so they don’t have an express route right past the tape!

Thats the HOV lane

 

[Son of Hobbes]

Next Multiverse raffle prize (starting as soon as I get my butt cheeks in gear!) Those shovels are little kief scoops lol!

 

[PatRatt]

So….stoner story time this was about an hour ago….

So, there I am….lost in the land of strange and deep thought that can only be brought on by the combination of a psilocybin micro dose, a nice pair of joints, and a shower. I reach up, grab my loofah, get it all soapy and go to work. There’s soap on my face, in my eyes, every place….including the floor of the shower. All of the sudden, something is sliding down my back….struggling against the stream of water…lower, lower, lower….I’m trying to get the soap outta my eyes to see, something is on the back of my leg….? HOLY FUCK! It’s a scorpion! Before I realize what I’m doing I GRAB this fucking thing and fling it away….now I’m doing the soap footed tap dance inside the shower trying to stay away from this thing, while trying not to fall….there’s a strange noise being emitted from my mouth that sounds something like a grunting scream….I finally make it through the shower curtain, only to be met by a hundred pound American bulldog who thinks it’s playtime….so now I’m trying to find the traction to get up in the soapy wetness that’s the bathroom floor, the dog thinks he’s in trouble because I shoved him out the door and slammed it, I’m in shock and awe at every thing that just happened, and honestly don’t know how I managed to not get stung… ultimately, I won that war, and mr. scorpion is sleeping with the fishes….er, well, he took a ride down the toilet anyway. So, yea, that’s been my caturday

I think I just peed a little...

 

[Weedname]

How's it goin?

Just chilling. Went to the gym with my GF for the first time ever today ( first time together ).
I tell you, i woke up 5.50, was ready for gym around 06.30, but ohhh boy was she slowly.

08.40 she was ready to hit the gym. Apparently it’s a “who looks best at the gym contest”, for some people (more then two hours to put on some clothes might be reasonable, what do i know?)

I coulda have lunch before we got there...

Then helped a friend with some furniture-movement under the rest of the day, until an hour ago.

So the rest of the day i will relax and eat food. Chicken and rise and some fat sauce.

How about you?

 

[Suki]

So….stoner story time this was about an hour ago….

So, there I am….lost in the land of strange and deep thought that can only be brought on by the combination of a psilocybin micro dose, a nice pair of joints, and a shower. I reach up, grab my loofah, get it all soapy and go to work. There’s soap on my face, in my eyes, every place….including the floor of the shower. All of the sudden, something is sliding down my back….struggling against the stream of water…lower, lower, lower….I’m trying to get the soap outta my eyes to see, something is on the back of my leg….? HOLY FUCK! It’s a scorpion! Before I realize what I’m doing I GRAB this fucking thing and fling it away….now I’m doing the soap footed tap dance inside the shower trying to stay away from this thing, while trying not to fall….there’s a strange noise being emitted from my mouth that sounds something like a grunting scream….I finally make it through the shower curtain, only to be met by a hundred pound American bulldog who thinks it’s playtime….so now I’m trying to find the traction to get up in the soapy wetness that’s the bathroom floor, the dog thinks he’s in trouble because I shoved him out the door and slammed it, I’m in shock and awe at every thing that just happened, and honestly don’t know how I managed to not get stung… ultimately, I won that war, and mr. scorpion is sleeping with the fishes….er, well, he took a ride down the toilet anyway. So, yea, that’s been my caturday

Bark scorpion or fat tail? Hubby was like "if it was a fat tail I understand but if its a bark scorpion wtf, wasp stings hurt more!" Then I asked if he missed the part where you microdosed before smoking the joints and he was like "oh, that makes more sense. In that case, is he sure the scorpion was real?"

 

[Les @HLG]

I'm so glad I live in a scorpion free environment! Sounds like something that would happen to me!

So….stoner story time this was about an hour ago….

So, there I am….lost in the land of strange and deep thought that can only be brought on by the combination of a psilocybin micro dose, a nice pair of joints, and a shower. I reach up, grab my loofah, get it all soapy and go to work. There’s soap on my face, in my eyes, every place….including the floor of the shower. All of the sudden, something is sliding down my back….struggling against the stream of water…lower, lower, lower….I’m trying to get the soap outta my eyes to see, something is on the back of my leg….? HOLY FUCK! It’s a scorpion! Before I realize what I’m doing I GRAB this fucking thing and fling it away….now I’m doing the soap footed tap dance inside the shower trying to stay away from this thing, while trying not to fall….there’s a strange noise being emitted from my mouth that sounds something like a grunting scream….I finally make it through the shower curtain, only to be met by a hundred pound American bulldog who thinks it’s playtime….so now I’m trying to find the traction to get up in the soapy wetness that’s the bathroom floor, the dog thinks he’s in trouble because I shoved him out the door and slammed it, I’m in shock and awe at every thing that just happened, and honestly don’t know how I managed to not get stung… ultimately, I won that war, and mr. scorpion is sleeping with the fishes….er, well, he took a ride down the toilet anyway. So, yea, that’s been my caturday

 

[PatRatt]

Just chilling. Went to the gym with my GF for the first time ever today ( first time together ).
I tell you, i woke up 5.50, was ready for gym around 06.30, but ohhh boy was she slowly.

08.40 she was ready to hit the gym. Apparently it’s a “who looks best at the gym contest”, for some people (more then two hours to put on some clothes might be reasonable, what do i know?)

I coulda have lunch before we got there...

Then helped a friend with some furniture-movement under the rest of the day, until an hour ago.

So the rest of the day i will relax and eat food. Chicken and rise and some fat sauce.

How about you?

I've been lazy this morning. Checked on the Greenhouse a little bit, my plant's growin so I'm happy about that lol.. smoked a fatty and now I am trying to get motivated to clean house. Rockin out to some old skewl Metallica.

 

[Suki]

Just chilling. Went to the gym with my GF for the first time ever today ( first time together ).
I tell you, i woke up 5.50, was ready for gym around 06.30, but ohhh boy was she slowly.

08.40 she was ready to hit the gym. Apparently it’s a “who looks best at the gym contest”, for some people (more then two hours to put on some clothes might be reasonable, what do i know?)

I coulda have lunch before we got there...

Then helped a friend with some furniture-movement under the rest of the day, until an hour ago.

So the rest of the day i will relax and eat food. Chicken and rise and some fat sauce.

How about you?

You couldn't pay me to go to a gym, I feel far too exposed with far too many eyes on me (even if it's just in my head). I like using the machines but I'm not a fan of the environment. Much rather just do physical labor lmfao.