Live Stoner Chat Ders says hi and reveals his reasons and goals

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Yea i confess, I've been lurking around this beautiful site for a few weeks in search of the hows and why's of growing autoflowers and my introduction is long over due. I apologize.

As we all know all too many states get their shit in a twist if you put certain seeds in soil and grow them out to a beautiful love brining plant, and the oppressors I'm suppose to serve is no exception. And although I'm an anarchist and don't give a shit about their laws I have to be really careful. I don't want to be locked up in a box. I love my life with my wife and I don't want that to be taken from me. I live in a non-drug liberal part of Europe where our beloved plant is frowned upon and illegal in all forms. Here the ethanol flows on the streets killing people every day, splitting up families and creates a general unrest and disharmony on the daily with the state leaders in the grand stands cheering on the winos as they get fat on the booze taxes. So yea you guessed it, the only way not to go crazy and keep your mind on the beauty of life in a place like this is to STAY STONED!

I got a great dealer and I've smoked moroccan hash for around three years with a few lucky weeks of buds here and there and thats ok but it wears on you after a while with the same shit and its expensive. Also my wife and meaning with my life has a back injury and severe nerve damages and good cannabis pretty much keeps her of opiates. Thats big. No state or prison keeps me from protecting my wife. It's a calculated risk and in my case all things considered the numbers came out black at the bottom line. Yea I know, it's a stretch and a bit confusing, but thats life under a police state. When location and economy lined up i went for it and bought:

4x4x5'10 tent
Mars Hydro II 1600w
Big expensive inline fans + controller
Big expensive carbon filter
pH pen
EC pen
GHE Flora Veg, Bloom and Micro
Humidifier + controller
+ a lot more useful and apparently not so useful stuff...

My goal is to never have to buy cannabis again and to have a consistent generous supply of medicine for my wife. And, while I'm at it, keep myself stoned and calm for the foreseeable future. I have my own problems that is greatly remedied by our soothing herb, but I choose to keep that as a side note as I'm more than sure that even if I had been given a more harmonic soul I would have been indulging in the terps and trips of the sinsemilla anyway. So lets keep it a bit confusing but honest.

My garden is 31 days old and as far as i my newb ass can tell we're cooking with gas baby! I'm not planning on keeping a grow journal for the reasons explained above. The risk I'm taking doing this is already to high and at this point I'm not ready to upload any pictures. And a grow journal without pics is like dry humping, right? I'm a pretty sharp guy and I learn fast. I will be active here on AFN and who knows, maybe in the future I can be the one passing on useful advice like you guys. I hope so.

I got nothing but love and huge respect for you my gardening brothers. May your buds be big and your women fast!

Love, Ders :bighug:
 
hi and :welcome: @Ders :pass: a lot of us in the same boat :gassy: but in the most part what happens on tinternet stays on tinternet.its only fiddlers and proper crooks that get busted for online activities :thumbsup: and that can only be a good thing,for the most part they tend to leave us be :thumbsup: a good thing again,but stay on yer toes n stay safe :bighug:
got more bits n bobs for first grow than most folk,so i think ya got your head screwed on :coffee:
been lurking for some time or first day here ? :CSR: im archie gemmill :footy:your butlins blue coat hi de high site rep :paleo:a few things well worth a read.

Site Terms Of Use
regardless if you read them or not,you have agreed to abide by them,so best cast your eye over takes 2 mins,in short no religion politics and dont be a knob :shooty:
https://www.autoflower.org/threads/site-terms-of-use.13737/
Forum Etiquette
https://www.autoflower.org/help/forum-etiquette-policy/:glutton:

New Member Intros
why not do an intro,tell us something about yourself your grow or your ferret :shrug:
https://www.autoflower.org/forums/live-introductions.35/
Live Stoner Gossip bit lost or stuck,got a question ? a cuppa tea getting cold and a rocket to burn ?:coffee::smokeout:
https://www.autoflower.org/threads/january-2019.69160/page-35
some Guides and Tutorials:laptop:
https://www.autoflower.org/forums/guides-tutorials/
start a journal in the new growers section :watering:
https://www.autoflower.org/forums/new-growers-grow-journals.44/

follow along with Ash-A-Ton from seed to jar thread :smokeit:
https://www.autoflower.org/threads/school-daze-seed-to-jar-live-guide.65331/

have a good look around,click on some signature links.

anything else just ask away or @ me
good luck n keep er lit
:pighug:
 
Hello dude and welcome :welcome: to AFN.......I really get you about the risks, cover yourself ...:condom:...and just post what you feel comfortable with :d5:....and if you need help, just shout.....best I can tell you have everything in hand dude.....well done:smiley1::smiley1:
 
Thanks fellow gardeners! Its much appreciated and I will need help sooner or later. I'm pretty sure my happy plants is the result of beginners luck :vibe::cools:

Stay safe out there
 
Welcome to afn I grew an was involved in lots of cannabis action before it was legal also did time for manufacturing so I have a lot of experience with this culture .First of all this is a safe place to post an share but the outside world is not your friends shouldn't know only you an your lady your business must be kept between you an nature not even the hash dealer is cool keep the smell down an the lights hidden an your safe as can be .Be safe an grow your meds just remember its your secret.
 
Dankstyle J is correct... NO SMELL NO SELL NO TELL. Location services off, no metadata on photos.
Keep yer head down and you'll be fine.
 
Welcome .... Hope someday everyone can live without fear, til then stay low and sneak a grow!

:pass:
 
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