Haha I have some cheat veg in the garden too... There's no shame in it lolI cheated and bought seedlings from a garden centre. One six pack was full price but the other pack was reduced because three had died and the other three were lanky as anything so they were only a quid. They're all happy as anything against a south-east facing wall (the back of my kitchen). What variety/ies are you growing?
I've got some romanesco cauliflowers that are getting huge (which I'm severely regretting as I have to blast 100s of butterfly eggs off the leaves every night ), cherry tomatoes in hanging baskets, moneymaker tomatoes I need to pot up, peppers, Apache chilli's, a few various other miscellaneous chilli plants, butternut squash, albino strawberries and regular ones and some cucumber seeds that have just popped up I've gone a bit crazy this year. My yard is barely 4x4m haha.. Good camouflage I guess though !