New Grower The Plants of The Ape

[Greenleaf Nutrients]

Definition of Chelated. The word chelation comes from the Greek word for claw. According to the Weston A. Price Foundation, a nutrition information charity, chelation means that a mineral is held in place by a larger molecule, such as an amino acid or another organic molecule. The mineral is held much like a claw would hold ...

So apparently I went all Wolverine on the girls today... In the best of ways of course.

Today marked day 10 and that means... FOOD! I started feeding today! Woohoo, time to make some tall, strong, beautiful fatties!

"Welcome to Gorilla's House of YumYum"

What's on the menu?

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2 grams of Mega Crop
with a side of
.35 grams of Sweet Candy
and they finish this beautiful meal off with
.5 grams of Cal+Mag Pro for dessert.
all mixed together and served with our house one gallon aerated life juice (agua)
both chose the 16 oz. portions and a good time was had by all.

The girls could not be more Ch-Elated!

They went to bed with full tummies asking me to pay their compliments to the chef. @Greenleaf Nutrients

They fell to sleep to the epic stylings of Mr. Neil Diamond, and it could not have been a better choice to end such a perfect day on. Sleep Well Tina, and Louise Haze.

Amino Acid Chelates are definitely the most beneficial for the plant!

cheers!

 

[TheMongol]

Definition of Chelated. The word chelation comes from the Greek word for claw. According to the Weston A. Price Foundation, a nutrition information charity, chelation means that a mineral is held in place by a larger molecule, such as an amino acid or another organic molecule. The mineral is held much like a claw would hold ...

So apparently I went all Wolverine on the girls today... In the best of ways of course.

Today marked day 10 and that means... FOOD! I started feeding today! Woohoo, time to make some tall, strong, beautiful fatties!

"Welcome to Gorilla's House of YumYum"

What's on the menu?

View attachment 898154

2 grams of Mega Crop
with a side of
.35 grams of Sweet Candy
and they finish this beautiful meal off with
.5 grams of Cal+Mag Pro for dessert.
all mixed together and served with our house one gallon aerated life juice (agua)
both chose the 16 oz. portions and a good time was had by all.

The girls could not be more Ch-Elated!

They went to bed with full tummies asking me to pay their compliments to the chef. @Greenleaf Nutrients

They fell to sleep to the epic stylings of Mr. Neil Diamond, and it could not have been a better choice to end such a perfect day on. Sleep Well Tina, and Louise Haze.

Hahaha, all Wolverine on the girls, nice one!
You know what a stoner is? Jumping in on a thread of a New Grower....starting to chat and then wondering why this lazy ape doesn't updating and then realizing that this stoner forgot to watch the thread!

 

[GrowillaGorilla]

Hahaha, all Wolverine on the girls, nice one!
You know what a stoner is? Jumping in on a thread of a New Grower....starting to chat and then wondering why this lazy ape doesn't updating and then realizing that this stoner forgot to watch the thread!

Nothing wrong with being a proper stoner. Something I am looking forward to being myself. Has not been much news to report until today. I have an exciting *Apedate that I will be posting soon. I am so stoked.

 

[GrowillaGorilla]

Apedate: Day 16

Let us begin the post with a point of contestation...

The origin of this phrase dates back to the mid-1700s. Benjamin Franklin alludes to this proverb in a report he made concerning mesmerism: ” '…a watched pot is slow to boil,' as Poor Richard says.” ... In fact, a watched pot never boils is not found in any editions of Poor Richard's Almanack.

So there we go, Poor Richard is, in fact, a "DICK." We get it dick if a watched pot never boiled we'd all be eating runny eggs. "But thank you for that clarification. Genius!"

I for one love watching a pot slowly boil. Maybe I am a creeper, or I really enjoy bubbles. Actual bubbles, not a stripper of the same name mind you. Watching intently is a form of study. Keeping you keen on the most minute details and changes thus creating a beast of proactiveness. If something were to go south, I am probably already accessing the situation and running here to the AFN forum and dialing 911!!

The other side, however, where the GRASS is most definitely GREENER is those changes that you notice instantly that are for the better and you find yourself so excited that you scream EUREKA! No, not Eureka as in the Drag Queen competing this season on Rulpauls Dragrace. I'm speaking about unbridled excitement. The kind where you scurry about aimlessly looking for the tape measure, running over the wife, the dog, and the cat. (The cat on purpose of course.) just to confirm what I already knew.

The...

...Has begun.

26 hours ago before going to the Doctor for my monthly checkup, Tina was a shade over 1 inch in height. This morning she is standing tall at 2 1/8th her most explosive gain by a landslide.

Louise has been holding firm at right around 2 7/8's This morning she is a brain-cell above 4"

This is the first morning that I opened the tent and noticed the changes instantly. Especially on Tina. She has been so short and squatty. I was really stoked to see her gains. Louise is just a freak. It amazes me that anything can grow like that in a 26 hour period.

They're happy, gorgeous and headed into the light!

Watch that pot, watch it all day and before you know it... You'll be posting about how



Have a beautifully stoned and medicated day AFN!

"Grow on with your bad selves"

 

[Thc High]

Apedate: Day 16

Let us begin the post with a point of contestation...

The origin of this phrase dates back to the mid-1700s. Benjamin Franklin alludes to this proverb in a report he made concerning mesmerism: ” '…a watched pot is slow to boil,' as Poor Richard says.” ... In fact, a watched pot never boils is not found in any editions of Poor Richard's Almanack.

So there we go, Poor Richard is, in fact, a "DICK." We get it dick if a watched pot never boiled we'd all be eating runny eggs. "But thank you for that clarification. Genius!"

I for one love watching a pot slowly boil. Maybe I am a creeper, or I really enjoy bubbles. Actual bubbles, not a stripper of the same name mind you. Watching intently is a form of study. Keeping you keen on the most minute details and changes thus creating a beast of proactiveness. If something were to go south, I am probably already accessing the situation and running here to the AFN forum and dialing 911!!

The other side, however, where the GRASS is most definitely GREENER is those changes that you notice instantly that are for the better and you find yourself so excited that you scream EUREKA! No, not Eureka as in the Drag Queen competing this season on Rulpauls Dragrace. I'm speaking about unbridled excitement. The kind where you scurry about aimlessly looking for the tape measure, running over the wife, the dog, and the cat. (The cat on purpose of course.) just to confirm what I already knew.

The...
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...Has begun.

26 hours ago before going to the Doctor for my monthly checkup, Tina was a shade over 1 inch in height. This morning she is standing tall at 2 1/8th her most explosive gain by a landslide.

Louise has been holding firm at right around 2 7/8's This morning she is a brain-cell above 4"

This is the first morning that I opened the tent and noticed the changes instantly. Especially on Tina. She has been so short and squatty. I was really stoked to see her gains. Louise is just a freak. It amazes me that anything can grow like that in a 26 hour period.

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They're happy, gorgeous and headed into the light!

Watch that pot, watch it all day and before you know it... You'll be posting about how



Have a beautifully stoned and medicated day AFN!

"Grow on with your bad selves"

Your updates are always fun to read lol. Girls are looking good!

 

[GrowillaGorilla]

Your updates are always fun to read lol. Girls are looking good!

Thank you, Thc. For stopping in and hanging out. I'm happy to know that my level of "cornball" is as fun to read as it is for me to post. Have a great day!

 

[TheMongol]

An apdate!
Man, you're so funny and also benjamin took place

Tina and Louise are looking good, next weeks gonna make boom!

 

[GrowillaGorilla]

Thank's a ton @TheMongol I am pleased that you enjoy the updates. I have a great deal of fun writing them.

next weeks gonna make boom!

 

[Another One Bites the Dust1]

Another outstanding and very funny update my friend!

Peace

 

[GrowillaGorilla]

Another outstanding and very funny update my friend!

Peace

Thank you, Stick. I appreciate it, my man!