Sorry, friends and fiends. I'm still here.
Life has taken a nice bite out of my gorgeous ass the last 40 days or so. I thought I posted about it here but it turned out I posted it in the 2L Fun Grow so I copied it to post it here too and must have forgotten to do so, I'll do that now then amend this beautiful disaster afterword.
Posted 7-10-2018 in the 2L Fun Grow.
Reporting in... Been here, but away for a little over a month or close to it. Man, what a month. First grow pretty much went south after the Hermie somehow had enough time to litter my best plant into a seed-bearing baby maker. I shoulda listened to
@TheMongol and culled (Tina) ASAP. The wife wasn't having it, though, and after all, she does rule the roost.
Anyway, we decided to chop Louise at Day 61 and hang her up. And then the fun began...
I live in Alabama and my children and seven granddaughters reside back home in Ohio. We do most of our corresponding over Facebook, Skype and such in fact my son and daughter have been here four times each in the last seven years, and who surprisingly pulls into the driveway not even two hours after hanging Louise to dry?
My son his wife and three granddaughters, and they plan on spending two to three weeks, I shit you not. Normally, I'd be falling outta my chair with joy because my granddaughters are the best kids to hang with. But we have trimmings drying in the kitchen, 2litre fun grows going on, and we had a systems planner for grow number two spread out entering all of our info from the four strains we are going to grow. I mean we rarely get a visitor and never without a call first. So, as I roll out to head everyone off in the yard and meet-greet hug and knock the grandaughters on their asses... What? They wouldn't expect anything less.
Meanwhile, Heather is still inside running around the house hiding everything and anything grow related. I had to smile thinking how many times I have run through the house burying crap from people who showed up unexpectedly, which hasn't been since I was 15 and Mom and Dad come home a day early from their trip to West Virginia just to catch me. (Well played Dad!)
Heather comes out just as everyone reaches the porch giving me a wink. Were good!
[HASHTAG]#Pwned[/HASHTAG] my beautiful pop-in visitors. I detest surprises.
Thank god for that last order I received from Amazon it included two 30Oz jars of Ona Gel and an inline fan. My house smells like Pro-Apple Crumble. Even my dog LeeRoy spends half the day looking for the lovely smelling treat wafting through the air like a big fat tease. Keeps him busy, hunting and that's good enough for me.
[HASHTAG]#Amended[/HASHTAG]
I shit you not, my Mother came in from Texas with my niece and her husband and daughter to spend two weeks with her momma, so, guess where my mother stays? Right here with Heather and Tommy who was "Hiding Away Again In Marijuanaville." Mom just left this morning. It was great to see and spend time with my loved ones, but man Heather and I have been through it. Our hide and sneak skills have to be level 110 by now. And wait till you hear the tale of our first smoke... It was her first ever and my first in 4+ years. Amnesia Haze (Louise) put me on my ass!
I'm preparing a med report that should be a fun little read. All the USB ports shit the bed on my old ass laptop and I refuse to use Heather's phone to do anything but talk on. I don't get it either. I make magic on a computer, but, put a smartphone in my hands and I go straight "Brain-Freeze" My laptop is touch screen and typing on it sucks, but I'm getting a bit faster.
Everyone is gone, and we are once again alone and should be until Nov. So, we are fixing to get right back in the dirt.
