Best not to tell them anything then bud.. They'll smoke yer stash and then grass you up for it! [emoji38]
Bloody people eh? I got grassed to social services last year too. Nothing happened tho, just put the willies up me for a bit. The wife was like, "you need to clear the cellar out NOW!" She does panic a bit.
Fook em tho, I'd rather get nicked and have my face in the local paper, (believe me they've got fook all else to print) than put up with the missus without a smoke! [emoji38]