Retired Live Stoners Gossip April May 2017

[Dmrides220]

I passed out once when we were camping.....I was standing up and took a hit from this big ass spoon pipe I used to have (don't remember the strain)...anyway, I took a big hit, handed the bowl to my buddy ...the next thing I knew, my hands shot straight out in front of me like Frankenstein, and I dropped like a rock! I came to, wearing most of a Coors Light....and about 15 people staring at me.....Not my finest moment, by far (not my worst, on the other hand).

Mornin' everybody!

Bahahahaha!!!! Sorry for laughing at that but....

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[Dmrides220]

I better, the morphine, and dillaudid suck!! I think they keep the good stuff for themselves...

Shit man, that sucks. Hopefully it goes quickly and you can get back to a more normal life. FYI the last time I spent a week in the hospital I had my buddy bring me weed "twice" pretty sure the nurses knew I was smoking but never said anything.

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[Frankthetank]

Sorry for laughing at that but....

You should laugh....its a funny story! Its a much better story than the time I offended an ER doctor and she threw me in a mental hospital for the night.....

 

[stepside]

Man as soon as I tried my first nitro glycerin I felt better.. @budelee you mentioned seatbelts..

You guys watch Street outlaws?? I seen this and laughed so hard I almost pissed myself..

Don't try this at home..

 

[Frankthetank]

Man as soon as I tried my first nitro glycerin I felt better.. @budelee you mentioned seatbelts..

You guys watch Street outlaws?? I seen this and laughed so hard I almost pissed myself..

Don't try this at home..

That would turn me into a sprinkler of vomit!!

That was WAY faster than I expected it to go!

 

[Dmrides220]

You should laugh....its a funny story! Its a much better story than the time I offended an ER doctor and she threw me in a mental hospital for the night.....

Lmfao! I stood up out of a chair once at my buddies fire and fell face first in dog shit but it probably wasn't from the weed lol.

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[budelee]

Man as soon as I tried my first nitro glycerin I felt better.. @budelee you mentioned seatbelts..

You guys watch Street outlaws?? I seen this and laughed so hard I almost pissed myself..

Don't try this at home..

Bwahahahahha... That was funny!! Wtf was they thinking!!

 

[Frankthetank]

I stood up out of a chair once at my buddies fire and fell face first in dog shit but it probably wasn't from the weed lol.

 

[Dmrides220]

Man as soon as I tried my first nitro glycerin I felt better.. @budelee you mentioned seatbelts..

You guys watch Street outlaws?? I seen this and laughed so hard I almost pissed myself..

Don't try this at home..

Omg I had to watch that twice lol

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[budelee]

Lmfao! I stood up out of a chair once at my buddies fire and fell face first in dog shit but it probably wasn't from the weed lol.

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Course not, it was from the dog!!