Yeah okay you got it! My great grandpa was from Johnson city TN and drank moonshine like a fish so maybe watching that show reminds me of him but yeah I really enjoy it
This fine little drag racing groupie gave me some apple pie shine that her grandpa made. He was from around that area. That was some of the best shine I've ever tasted!
Man............ there are some funny stories around that girl! I gave her a nickname that
stuck hard!
After she had her baby, Daddy was a prominent drag racer in the Funford Weekend series, She had a boob job. She was a short little thang! If her head was flatter, it would have been the perfect place to sit your beer!
Needless to say, she kind of went a
little bit overboard on the size, but a quite excellent job! Kudos to the doc!
After a hard day of qualifying, we had an Nice little party in the pits, which was a normal everyday occurrence. Always the attention whore and wanting to be the center of attention, she asked if anyone wanted a beer .
"Hey Emersome! Would you mind bringing me over one of those Shiners?", I hollered out. So she grabs one, comes over to me, pops the top and hands it to me. I took the beer, thanked her and gave her a mutual hug.
"What did you call me?" she queried sweetly. I looked her in the eye and then gazed down at her "assets" and then looked her back in the eye, "I called you Emersome. Em are some nice big ol' titties!", with the most devilish smile I could muster!
Everyone absolutely roared! ..........Including her baby daddy!
The look that she gave me with that devilish smile and a little extra squeeze she gave as she's hugging me was very foretelling.
But that's a story for another time.