@JP1 I've been meaning to ask you how those sports sites are working out and if you have gotten it hooked up to your tv yet? I'm sure I already told you this but if they stop working (domain change) message me and I'll find the new domain for you.

Or just download them like a normal ass pirate. Errr. Normal-ass. Not ass-pirate.
 
Who didn't dream of a Playboy subscription for Christmas?:crying:
I bought Playboys at the local convenience store along with real Coke Slurpees, when I was 14 or 15. I was already shaving since 12. It kind of helps too when you drive up in a car. :biggrin: :cools::haha:



edit.................... Pop made me shave! "Boy! You need to get that shit off your face!":funny::funny:I can still hear him say it! I did keep the sideburns though!:cools::eyebrows:
 
Morning all, woke up with good case of vertigo this morning and been working through that. Able to put feet on the deck and head in the air but don't feel stable enough to walk around. Thank God for my DiL I got coffee and some toast. She's dealing with the dogs and her mom.
 
Morning all, woke up with good case of vertigo this morning and been working through that. Able to put feet on the deck and head in the air but don't feel stable enough to walk around. Thank God for my DiL I got coffee and some toast. She's dealing with the dogs and her mom.
I hate Vertigo! I had a bad case of it when I was young after getting a bad concussion!
Now Vertigo when you're "older", can be extremely dangerous ! The only time I've got it recently is when I overdid it a little bit on the oil. I have tempted several times to walk to the kitchen to go cook something. I gave it up and I was barely able to crawl to the bathroom to go take a whiz! :funny: :haha::haha::haha:

Really suck too because it gave me the munchies hardcore!:funny:
Take it easy and don't take any chances, just let your daughter-in-law do her thing!
 
Morning all, woke up with good case of vertigo this morning and been working through that. Able to put feet on the deck and head in the air but don't feel stable enough to walk around. Thank God for my DiL I got coffee and some toast. She's dealing with the dogs and her mom.
Glad u got some one to help. U feeling dehydrated at all? Especially when I first got out the hospital i would get dizzy n weak when I woke up, or wake up because of it. Only thing that seemed to fix it was a Gatorade or vitamin water:shrug:n it wasn't like i was drinking less water than usual. I dunno its like when your sick your body uses a lot of energy while you sleep. Wake up feeling like you been working all night
 
Yeah okay you got it! My great grandpa was from Johnson city TN and drank moonshine like a fish so maybe watching that show reminds me of him but yeah I really enjoy it :rofl:
This fine little drag racing groupie gave me some apple pie shine that her grandpa made. He was from around that area. That was some of the best shine I've ever tasted!

Man............ there are some funny stories around that girl! I gave her a nickname that stuck hard! :cools: :eyebrows: :funny:


After she had her baby, Daddy was a prominent drag racer in the Funford Weekend series, She had a boob job. She was a short little thang! If her head was flatter, it would have been the perfect place to sit your beer!:biggrin:
Needless to say, she kind of went a little bit overboard on the size, but a quite excellent job! Kudos to the doc!

After a hard day of qualifying, we had an Nice little party in the pits, which was a normal everyday occurrence. Always the attention whore and wanting to be the center of attention, she asked if anyone wanted a beer .

"Hey Emersome! Would you mind bringing me over one of those Shiners?", I hollered out. So she grabs one, comes over to me, pops the top and hands it to me. I took the beer, thanked her and gave her a mutual hug.

"What did you call me?" she queried sweetly. I looked her in the eye and then gazed down at her "assets" and then looked her back in the eye, "I called you Emersome. Em are some nice big ol' titties!", with the most devilish smile I could muster!:eyebrows::eyebrows::cools:

Everyone absolutely roared! ..........Including her baby daddy!:funny::funny::funny::funny:

The look that she gave me with that devilish smile and a little extra squeeze she gave as she's hugging me was very foretelling.:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:

But that's a story for another time.:eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::funny::funny::funny::funny:
 
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