This is an item they sell at the Rangers games! Called a boomstick but this year they added a burger version of it!
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Its like $35 and its 2’ long! Its a burger shaped like a hit dog and then it has chili/cheese/and onion rings on it with optional jalapeños! Weighs 4lbs if u fully load it up! Unfortunately they use some thin chili so u may make it to your seats and the bun has already disintegrated from the chili! My jumbo foot long hot dog my bun before i got to halfway point was basically liquid bread so i just scooped some chili and cheese up with my fork and then used a knife to cut off a piece o da dog cuz I can’t stand no soggy bread!