I had IBS one time when I had allergic reactions to a bunch of them different plants the first winter I spent in Hawaii. I'm sure as hell glad I outgrew that crap! Hopefully, they have eliminated Crohn's disease with you. It played hell with my POS sister before she got it properly diagnosed, but that was in the 60s!
Yeah, I used to have eagle eyes! I didn't need glasses until after I got 'hurt' while in the military. I never fathomed that an explosion could cause such a thing, but for some reason, while I was still in the hospital about four months later, my sight begin to change. Naturally, the doctors wouldn't or couldn't tell me why! At the time walking was a bit more important to relearning to do. Why, just wasn't that important and not a damn thing could be done about it.
If you have progressive lenses, have you ever got a pair where you didn't get this in the line of your eyes marked?