So these 3 couples (1 old, 1 middle aged, 1 young) walk into the Catholic church wanting to get married but they been living in sin.I heard sex relieves stress and pain, dont know this first hand though, I'm married.
The priest says look go home dont have sex for a month. If you can do that your in.
So a month goes by and the priest says to the old couple how'd you do? The old guys says ahhh we're just in it for the company we didn't do anything. Bingo they're in.
He looks at the middle aged couple. The guy says well... The 1st week I wanted to but she didn't, the 2nd week she wanted to but I didn't. 3rd week we both did so we had sex once.
The priest says I appreciate your honesty welcome back into the church.
He turns to the young kid. The kids says father... The first day was absolute FUCKING hell. The 2nd day she bent over the frig right in front of me and I absolutely HAD to have her right there and then.
The priest is astonished and says I admire your honesty but I gotta tell you your banned from the church.
The kid looks over unfazed and says that's alright father were banned from the supermarket too.
Hahaha