Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Apr-Jun '22

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Nice...those tomatoes are Great....... ....well grown....

Thanks and thank u for da reps!

 

[Dr Fluff]

@Mañ'O'Green Thanks for the rep brother!

 

[Suki]

Good morning stoners. how bee you this morning?
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What a way to start the day, with a beautiful woman showing us her boob-bees
I hope she doesn't come out in hives.....Badum-tish

What do bees use to brush their hair........ Honey combs
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Two bees or not two bees that is the question?...............definitely two bees and not a sling or arrow in sight!


Seeing as I'm quoting Bill shakespeare, I couln't let this one go & yup nothing to do with bees!
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Now is the winter of our disco tent.


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Why would you,I mean reaaallly why would you??? I would at least, be wanting to be wearing a cricket box!!


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No not that sort of cricket box! one that is use to protect your family jewels!


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Yes this type of cricket box but not worn like this, I imagine the odor is a little off putting Eau de sweaty nads and tadger!!
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Sod that for a game of soldiers, there's no where to run & no where to hide!


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Bee Police have reported a number of honey robberies in the area. They plan to set up a honey trap to catch the thieves, if that fail the say they will resort to a sting operation. In the mean time they are combing the area for clues. Anyone helping apprehend the culprits will be rewarded with points on their nectar card!


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Some say this is an old style bee house but I'm Skep-tical about that (some inside knowledge needed here)!

Q:what do baby bees sleep in?
A:Apri-cots
(some inside knowledge needed here)!

Lol @arty zan I'm so glad you're back

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Had to go to local organic shop today and he had the llamas in the front pen!

He gave me a branch off a tree they like to munch on but they wanted no part of me feeding them…..

And I wanted no part of them spitting on me!

Soon as I threw the branch down dude ran right over and grabbed it tho! Guess he just didn’t wanna be hand fed!

 

[Suki]

On Form @arty zan .... ..Happy Friday...............


Running for the shower....before you get me yapping......hubby doesn't mind honest sweat...but when I smell as if I died two weeks ago....he objects......

Work sweat smells way different than night sweats sweat or stress sweat lol

 

[Suki]

Coffee is really good as NEEDED. Gonna have to wait until later in the day to properly evaluate yesterdays work. Head is still a bit fuzzy/ Positive note, I got close to 8hs sleep. I think that's why my hea is fuzzy. I'm not used to that much sleep.

Gotta try extra hard to get appts for acupuncture and chiropractic adjustments. My spine is in dire need of re-alignment.Going on a damn month without luck. Trying to get lazy ass people to do their job is pathetic!

Girls in the 4x4 are getting their 'feet' under them. Trying a little different thing with the EB girl. I've been watering close to the girl and the area going to the wicking area closest to the girl to help the roots get established maybe a little quicker to turn on the rez.

Asked hubby to rub my lower back last night and he gave up like a zomnut in, his hands were giving out. He didn't want to though, cause apparently my back felt like "crunchy popcorn" whatever that means

 

[Suki]

My outdoor veggies and their guardians!
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May need to bust out the tape cuz this plant was flipped over to the ground and had enough weight it split the 1 branch! View attachment 1461440View attachment 1461441View attachment 1461442View attachment 1461443View attachment 1461444View attachment 1461445View attachment 1461446View attachment 1461449View attachment 1461450View attachment 1461451View attachment 1461452View attachment 1461453

Looks like a vining type! You need to get them up on a trellis dude!

 

[Suki]

I assume u realize that was watermelon Red Bull correct??

Everyone is stoned here, so most likely not lmao

 

[Suki]

Safety first. always.
Nice one for bringing it up.
It is too late to wish for something not to have happened after it has happened.
Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first!
Life doesn't care about your wishes and shit will always happen, unless you stop it happening.
Best be not wishing that things didn't happen but actually do something about it before tragedy strikes.
If, ifs and buts, were candy and nuts, what a wonderful Christmas we would have!

Shit will definitely fill faster with no fingers

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Looks like a vining type! You need to get them up on a trellis dude!

I know I got some old fence boards I need to finish sinking into the ground to make the frame so I can toss the netting up! Just been so hot lately why I improvised in the meantime!