LMMFAO!!!
I just came home from work and a workout at the gym. Wife had MTV on with it hooked up to the sound system.
I came in from the lanai and sat my gear by the 'table'. Wife was in the bedroom, so I hollered for her to come to the livingroom. I had a rose to give her that I clipped from one of my bushes.
Just as she comes into the room, this damn song comes on. I'm standing in front of the tv with the rose in my mouth. I hear the song, turn around and look at it, shrugged and gave her a devilish smile.........the best I could with a rose stem in my mouth.
I started dancing, if that's what you want to call it, like him and making fun of the 'tiny man'!
I'm in flip-flops, usual Hawaiian shorts and muscle tank........"Do you think "tiny man" is too sexy or do you think this is too sexy?" I rip off my muscle tank, strike a pose and make my big pecs dance to the rhythm of the song.
She giggles, blushes and then jumps in my arms. "I think you know the answer!" as she takes the rose from my mouth and gives me a big ol kiss..............or as commonly known in the South as "Booger Sugar".
................then one of the kids hollered, "Yea! Dad's home!" Well damn! No more Booger or any other kind of 'sugar' fer dis 'non-tiny' man! LOL!