I worked for a company some years back that looked after some uni campuses down on the south coast. The accommodation was in 6 story blocks, 2 four bed flats per floor. One of my engineers got called out one Friday night for no hot water in one of the flats.
When he arrived there were 6 girls getting ready for a night out and well into te predrinks.
They proceeded to follow him around the flat passing comments such as 'ooh, that's a big tool'.
He did what any self respecting man would do, went bright red, finished his work in double quick time and bolted!