Duckster
Still Just a Rat in a Cage
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Yours are the biggest [emoji16]
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Yours are the biggest [emoji16]
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brilliant!! I once had the pleasure of being on a train sat near a hen party. They started talking about back door shenanigans. Made me chuckle but my 11 year old daughter had some tough questions. Told her I didn’t know what they were talking about and to ask her mother![]()
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Yeah maybe the biggest - I don't know. But definitely not the perkiest I would wager.
[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]I pass the pencil test.
I worked for a company some years back that looked after some uni campuses down on the south coast. The accommodation was in 6 story blocks, 2 four bed flats per floor. One of my engineers got called out one Friday night for no hot water in one of the flats.
When he arrived there were 6 girls getting ready for a night out and well into te predrinks.
They proceeded to follow him around the flat passing comments such as 'ooh, that's a big tool'.
He did what any self respecting man would do, went bright red, finished his work in double quick time and bolted!
That's why i fooked off my drip system kept fookin up the timings can't be good feeding them for 24 hours [emoji16]Ffs. The 2 cheese cuts have been on 12 hours.
What is it with me and time clocks!
That's why i fooked off my drip system kept fookin up the timings can't be good feeding them for 24 hours [emoji16]
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Ffs. The 2 cheese cuts have been on 12 hours.
What is it with me and time clocks!