Indoor Itisivolution. Paradise loft.

Well itisi, i hope the misses gets better. Hospitals are tough. And vlad, wow, problems like that are tough to work through but it can be done.

Its nice to have a little on hand to smoke! Its medicinal
 
Sounds like a cue for a good drink!

Get well soon Mrs U. [emoji8]

Righto.. Get this! It's like Jeremy Kyle meets Eastenders...

It was the eve of my niece's 21st birthday when my sis in law (Mrs Vlad's sister) decided to announce to her husband that she's been having an affair with a married man.

Her husband went ape shit, got really pissed and tried to grab her face, missed and smashed his own head in on the bedside table. He carried on going ape shit so she phoned the rozzerz and he got banged up for the night.

Naturally, niece's 21st was ruined but later the next day he got out of jail and went home. It kicked off again so he went to stay with a friend.

Then yesterday morning, the wife's sister (the one who had the affair) texted Mrs V saying she was gonna kill herself so Mrs V jumped in the Vladmobile with lil Vlad to rush to the rescue. Went there.. She wasn't in.

She'd gone to her husband's work to tell him she was gonna kill herself and driven off to do it.

Niece Vlad knew Vlad in law's iCloud password so.. the police tracked her by her iPhone location and found her in some woods.. They got her back and straight to th'ospital which pretty much told her to go away!

So.. She's been under constant family supervision, I think she'll be ok, husband's pissed off big time but willing to listen cos he realises how serious it all is, then drops into the conversation that he's got testicular cancer. He's had one lump removed already but has a new one that he's not interested in getting fixed.

It's a bit of a mess TBH..

Oh and the wife of the bloke she had an affair with keeps texting everyone cos she's not happy either.. No surprise there.. [emoji849]

Mrs V's sis has had some horrible stuff going on the last few years.. I fink she's gone a bit bonkers. [emoji51]

There ya go... I was dying to tell somebody! [emoji15]

Wow.

Just wow!

I know from your perspective it's all rally round vladette-in-law, but her old man has had a shit load of,well shit!

Man that is complicated.

I'm constantly surprised at how fucked up we are as a species. And we never grow out of it!

Itisher grandad (not itisolds husband, the other side), went into an old folks home at the age of 80 and had an affair with a married woman the age of 61, same age as his daughter!

He was a proper old rogue, he asked me to get him a porn film once, I lent him a Ben Dover film and he'd only ever seen adult channel type films. He said to me 'itisi, that is the best film I've ever seen! I've got wankers colic!'
Top 10 of funniest expressions ever.
 
Well itisi, i hope the misses gets better. Hospitals are tough. And vlad, wow, problems like that are tough to work through but it can be done.

Its nice to have a little on hand to smoke! Its medicinal

Cheers mate.

She's way better today, they think they may have stitched round a nerve to tightly (smells slightly of don't sue me) and they may need to open her up to release the stitch. Wouldn't mind, but she she'd got this covered on insurance to go private. Still, on the bright side, she ain't been smoking my dope for a week now!:crying:
 
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