Well I'm home alone tonight.
I've sat around in my pants and socks.
I've smoked hash bongs with the back doors closed but internal doors open.
I've connected my tablet to the sound bar, opened my dj app and avenged my neighbours constant r and b with some badly mixed house bangers.
I've drunk freely of the frowned upon brew, the wife beater, the baby shaker, the what-you-fucking-looking-at, stella of artois.
I've smoked more hash bongs,as above.
And I've educated myself, I've learned chihuahuas don't like wearing reading glasses. I've also learned they have a bite force roughly equivalent to a scrotum in a zip.
I've smoked more hash...see above.
I learned chihuahuas hold a Fucking grudge man!
Hash
And now I'm pretty mangled the sofa looks really comfy.
Really
Comfy
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