Next time you are in new cross, pop into manze in Deptford (I think it's still there), whenever I've worked in an office environment in London and the Friday lunch argument starts, bring out the pie n mash card. Jamaicans, Asians, directors, cleaners will all go for it.
I might just do that mate, top of the high street near the cwoss woads.
It's on Google maps. [emoji1360]