Naw he loves the attentionEveryone carry on with the smut and banter, but remember to lay off the ginger thing i told you all hes sensitive about it
   I've only got ginger pubes but i shave them to make my little tinker look bigger 
Every little helps and all that
- fek me, I'm getting hilarity cramps!!
Don't I really know it! that was just a bit o' absurdity tossed in the mix- ... you, Vlad, Duck and Itisi have damn near made me piss the chair with laughter over the years here
Start with what sound you make running across the garden...topless....
Oh God are you referring to that joke I make in the staff room, MoG told it to his wife and she got pissed at him?? I can't recall the joke now dammit... Hmmmm... Something to do with the sound of clapping hands.. In any case I can't run nekkid anymore at my age, I get two black eyes every time!!
Hmmmm wait, I thought maybe it was the "What does an older woman have between her boobies that a younger woman does not"? "Her bellybutton" joke
Shite I don't know, I'm rambling now...
Mate being into redheads is fine, but if the thought of wiles short and curlys gives you wood.... Your as disturbed as the rest of themBetween all this talk about gingers, (which were always my thing), and the super moist hilarity, I'm about to have a woody!
That was a new one - had to look it up@Towlie cheers matey
Rest of you lot are feckin nuts but like they say round here 'the craics mighty'
Between all this talk about gingers, (which were always my thing), and the super moist hilarity, I'm about to have a woody!
I don't like the short or curlys, give me smooth pubes any day! (of the female variety)Mate being into redheads is fine, but if the thought of wiles short and curlys gives you wood.... Your as disturbed as the rest of them
There was a sweet redheaded nurse at the hospital I tried to hit up for a sponge bath, but she sent the male orderly to do the job. I told him never mind I'd do it myself!Calm yerself son - we don't need yer arse in hospital again!