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Sent to clean the garage caught by wife smoking listening to the radio. She seemed quite annoyed.

I wasn't sure if it was the radio or the weed smoking (something she usually tolerates on an evening).

I asked her, it seems she thought the garage would not get cleaned, I have every intention of cleaning the garage she gave me silent avoidance treatment. "you don't get your way acting like a toddler in this house". I said as I continued smoking, listening to the radio.

Leaving her stunned considering her next move, by this time I'm now moving a few papers to illustrate I was actually cleaning.

I explained that she often uses manipulative behaviour to get what she wants, however it's hard to tell what I have done wrong. I left her with that for a while, I normally try to make up immediately.

This was 2 hours ago she just popped her head in a mf spotless garage now she's off to the store to get me beer and she's making a nice meal later.

Anyway nice to meet you all. I hope this story gives you strength if you have a woman like mine.

We will not be pussy whipped...I have a dream!

Happy chocolate egg.
 
Anyway nice to meet you all. I hope this story gives you strength if you have a woman like mine

Welcome to our Shed Bro....lots of husbands get shelter here..:smokebuds:
:crying:

In a house with 2 humans and 2 dogs I feel Good to know I come 4th....:no:..at least I know where I Stand...
 
Hahahahahahahaha awesome bro, nice work :thumbs::thumbs:

Save the drama for yo mama.
 
Yeah, she is fine!
She is going to serve you up a good meal, get you good and liquored up.
And then she will show you the surprise she got you when she went to the novelty shop.......

and purchased a big fat 12" strap-on to show you " "manipulative behavior so I can get what I want"! "NOW BEND OVER!"

:crying:
 
Hey, Otto. Welcome to the forum


What a great intro post. I understood every word apart from the following part (maybe you could help me out on it):

if you have a woman like mine.
Now.. when you say the words "if"... & "woman".. & "like mine" in the same sentence.. I get the distinct impression you believe there are differences? You mean.. some women aren't like that with us? Really?


Where? Where are they? I'll give you anything you want just please.. teeeeeellll meeeeeee ;)
 
Hey, Otto. Welcome to the forum


What a great intro post. I understood every word apart from the following part (maybe you could help me out on it):

Now.. when you say the words "if"... & "woman".. & "like mine" in the same sentence.. I get the distinct impression you believe there are differences? You mean.. some women aren't like that with us? Really?


Where? Where are they? I'll give you anything you want just please.. teeeeeellll meeeeeee ;)


The lesbians took em all :ladies: :crying:
 
The lesbians took em all :ladies: :crying:
took em all? or ARE them ALL? :crying:

way to be and stay a real man otto... your lady will actually appreciate that believe it or not... thats one of the biggest problems with relationships... us guys fall in love and turn into pussies... but thats not what they fell in love with us for... I digress... i can tell im headed for a rant.. :smokeit:
 
Aaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Woman,you can't kill um.After 40 years of total piss,oops Imean total bliss,Ihave yet to win a fight,do I need to say anymore.
 
Boy oh boy do I feel lucky. My partner brings me coffee in bed about half the time and I bring her tea the other half of the time. She does most of the cleaning. I do all of the home repair. We share the gardening. We share the cooking. We share doing the dishes.

She is just putting her Easter bunny contume away you know the one with the padded bugs bunny feet and the butt cut out.

She never yells and dscusses almost everything and wants to work everything to a resonable conclusion.

This is my forth long term relationship and boy do I feel lucky.
 
I have a dream lol! if a tree falls in a forest - is the man still wrong?
 
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