Right, been busy.
Say hello to
Bud's Organic Lumen-Lifting Optical Correction Stimulator.
Or B.O.L.L.O.C.S. for short ...
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As there were two models, I decided to name the other one too ..
Adjustable Reflective Sunshine Extender .. or A.R.S.E. for short.
Now, even though they were both engineered at the same time, each has a slightly different function .. I've got my
a.r.s.e. trained on the runts in the corner but it needs to be moved around the garden a lot to catch the sun, whereas my
b.o.l.l.o.c.s. are pointing at the greenhouse and therefore don't need to be moved around so often.
The problem is when my
a.r.s.e. and my
b.o.l.l.o.c.s. are both pointing in the same direction, it's tough to work out which one's pointing where, and I have to play with both to work it out.
P.s. I woke up this morning to find a big lump on my
b.o.l.l.o.c.s. .. probably caked-on bird-crap and it wasn't easy to shift either, took a wallpaper-stripping knife and some WD40 to shift it! However, I was very happy to find my
a.r.s.e. had survived the night unscathed.
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