I did lol and inside the card I included a poem.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hope that an 18 wheeler
runs over you.
:clap: twas a beautiful moment.
What a beautiful poem!! Brought a tear t my eyeballs!! lol.
I usually buy my mum a ten bag o weed f christmas, bdays, mother's day, etc but i rang her a week or so before our mothers day and she told me outright she wanted some really accurate weed scales f mothers day :-/ Shes lucky t get anything yet still demands stuff. Sounds harsh but when i buy her a mothers day card i make sure its one that doesnt lie. Eg 'you mean the world t me' 'your the best mum there ever was' 'couldnt be without you' 'blah blah blah' No way! Shes never been any of these things so she defo doesnt deserve a card saying them. Usually just get her a jokey one about drink..... being as shes an alcoholoic theyre quite fittin, lol.
hahahahahahaha
[video=youtube;t302MbYcQUQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t302MbYcQUQ[/video]
oh southpark. you're always good for a chuckle.
This is actually the second time this happened lol you talk about 'Jolene' and I hear it later on TV, you ask if Ive ever heard the word minge, and then later I hear it on TV lol
Cant actually hear a word o this vid mate. Im completely deaf in my left ear and partially deaf in my right (meningitis when i was a toddler). Dont talk funny and can still hear people and that but i have t look at peoples mouths f the most part t hear what folk are saying. As soon as someone puts their hand in front o their mouth or sutin its like theyre talking mandarin, lol..... so crackly cartoons are an issue as theyre mouths dont do what theyre supposed to, lol.
LOL - I just got around to watching that link I couldnt watch the other day. I wish we had that show, looks to be a good one. I was a fan of Justin Bieber is nothin but a crack attic hahahaha. Sometimes peoples idiocy with common knowledge just makes me giggle lol. Crack ATTIC instead of ADDICT is funny, but when peop-luh (lol) cant use the correct form of to and too .... makes me NUTS lol. I also snickered every time they said Gery Baboona lol. what a name man lol
DIS GUY MUST BE A ALIEN OR SUTIN!!! :-D I always use the word sutin instead of something now since watching that, bet some peopl think im as retarded as Jerry Baboona, lol.
Hes such a meeny bo beeny turd poo poo face!!!! Lmao!... .and a crack attic... with strangly long fingers!! haha.
[/QUOTE]K randomly said to me last night "so whats up with your forum friend Chandy? Is she married? Does she go to school? Does she work? Whats the deal?" lol
so first allow me to ask if it irritates you that I call you chandy instead of charlene which is ...you know...your name lol[/QUOTE]
Were not married but its a regular occurence where we are t have a bastard
lol. I do intend to one day but weve got better things t spend out money on.... thats if we actually had any money but we dont
Poor as Peter of the Alphabet... poorer even, lol. My fella was working at Bentley until a few months ago but he got let go cus he was only agency but hes now setting up his own graphic design business, so hopefully our poor streak will be over soon and we can actually buy ourselves nice things. the wedding can wait, want t be a fiancee f a few years first cus its got a better ring to it than "the wife", lol. Not that were actually engaged yet. Thats where the poorness comes in again. Im a stay at home with Jackhammer f the now. He starts nursery in January so will look at getting another job then. Want t enjoy this wee bit o time off before i have t work f the rest o my life, lol. Hes such a clever kid aswell man. I know most people say that about their kids but im raising a little genius... if he was an idiot id say it, lol. Was his 2nd bday in december and he can count t 20, knows all his shapes, loads o 3D ones, most his colours. Speaks absolutely loads aswell... puts most 4 year olds t shame :-D Hes a proper brill lil lad
And now....are you and your fella married? lol Is your fella the baby daddy? (and i mean no offence by that, just over here, its not uncommon that the baby dad is nowhere to be found and another has manned up in his place) Do you go to school? Do you work? What do you do? lol
No offense taken my friend
Most people round these parts are shocked when i tell them my fella is the father of my child also, lol. So yeah fella is my baby daddy. We were only together f a couple o few months before i got an unplanned bun in the oven but its all worked out
Would o liked us t have a bit more time as a couple before we had a kid and no money and stuff but what can ya do. Weve got all out baby making out the way now though so come 40 we can relive our youth again, lol. Defiitely dont want any more though. Siblings are overrated anyways.... jsut look at our family trees, haha. Having just the one can bring him up how he deserves. Aint one o them soft mothers who gives their kids everything cus they never had owt either. Ive had friends parents who were like that and most o them kids turned out shits, lol. Like t think (so far anyways) ive found a happy medium between being a knob and being a soft twat who brings up spoilt knobhead kids :-D
I feel like its bad that we don't know this about each other lol
I'm not married...not even engaged...just cant get him to put a ring on it lol We've been together for a little over 4 years and believe it or not...I met him online. The best thing to ever walk into my life and where do i find it? The internet. I'd seen an add on the side of my FaceBook for this dating site called OkCupid. So I fill out a profile and am BRUTALLY honest about my life situation and here I am thinkin 'oh no ones gonna be interested in a 23 year old, with no education, barely a job, no car, and lives off her daddys love seat.' but low and behold - after...I wanna say...meeting 3 guys (all of which were EXTREME creepers) I got a message from K. We went out..and as they say, the rest? It's history lol.
I have 0 children...but Im 98% sure you know that of me already lol
FIRST THINGS FIRST!!!!..... WHat the bloomin heck is daddys love seat??!!!!!!! lmao. Sounds like sutin my sister would be in to, haha. Online ay, fair play. I guess its easier t put everythig out there on the tinterwebs than it is t tell someone your life story in the pub, lol. Ive got an aunty who met someone online about 10 year ago and theyre married with a kid now, goes t show it isnt only f mentals and pervs, lol. I had a gander at online dating after i split up with my ex but got sent that many sleazy messages and pics of ballbags i sacked it off, lol.
I don't go to school. Actually....I didn't even graduate lol (Im not sure how the school systems work over there, but here it goes Pre-K, K, 1-12. 9th grade classman are called freshmen, 10th are sophmores, 11th are Juniors and 12th are seniors. Then you graduate then its college. and depending on the area, 1-4 is Elementary School, 5-7 is middle school and then 8-12 is high school.) I dropped out of high school 3 months into my junior year. That was like..2003 about to be 2004. I would've graduated in 2005..I did end up getting my GED, (which i just googled and found you dont have it in the uk so this is what it says when you google GED lol - GED is a trademarked acronym used for the General Educational Development Tests, a battery of examinations administered by states and jurisdictions to measure the skills and knowledge similar to a high school course of study. So basically, its a set of 4 tests for each of the 4 basic subjects - English, Math, Science, and Social Studies and you have to write one essay. the tests cover the general basis of what you would've learned of the course of your high school education...had you stayed long enough to graduate lol I got my GED in 2011. School is overrated lol
You know that I work obviously since we had that 7-11 conversation lol
School history.... similar! Here we have primary shool til 11yrs (1-6) then high school til like 16ish (7-11) and then sixth-form which is basically year 12 but people can either do that or go t college. In the olden days it was primary, middle and high school but nobody does that anymore... except some backwards towns, lol. Year 10 people do their GCSEs with is there basic English, Maths, Science and 3 options. You pick your options in year 9 which i did but then i got put in foster care f 10 months. Went t yet another new school and moved back in with mum during the summmer hols. Was supposed t go in t year 10 in the September (i would o been 15) but social worker thought it would be best if i went t college t do my GCSEs. The only time i would of gone t a school at the start of the school year and wasnt allowed. After a couple o months at college i realised it wasnt even a GCSE course i was doing!! Just some shoddy fake course f thickos who did shit in their GCSEs. So i know have no qualifications :-/ Was well clever at school aswell. Got bullied a lot and had n friends so i had nothing else t do but pay attention!! lol. Social workers a dick f not letting me do my GCSEs!! Even know when i go t apply f a job employers want t know what i got in my GCSEs and i have t tell them i didnt do em. Makes me seem like an imcompetent modern... thats when they start asking questions like, "Can you Maths and English?!!" Really angers me man. People have said t me why sont you go back and do them but ive forgot pretty much everything i ever learnt at school.... the stuff they test you on anyways. Ratio of PI and Shakespeare, fuck that noise!! My mind has well surpassed caring about that information!! lol.
After that crappy course ended... f which i got NO qualifications i went and did childcare... bein as it was one o the only things i could do with no qualifications. Ive always loved kids anyways but after 3 years of childcare qualifications and training in a nursery............................................... i got in trouble with the law.... a few times. Nothing major. Slight violence, drunk and disorderly, posession (went a bit off the rails at that point in life) but that put an end t my career in childcare because you have t disclose all convictions, even spent ones, so given the choice between a drug takin, violent drinker or someone without a record an employers obviously going t go with the safe option. Im destined f a job in Aldi it seems. Spend a little, live a lot (their catchphrase) lol.
I think Ive covered all the bases I wanted to cover .......lol
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that was CLEARLY a lie lol. I just saw your comment on the flip flops on fb. I use facebook not for the normal reasons people use it lol I use it to stalk people lol Like finding people you hated in high school, then creep around their pictures and laugh at how fat and ugly they've gotten hahahaha (that did backfire on me once though lol) I hardly ever get on and update anything lol throw out the occasional "like" and thats about it lol. so my response to said comment is- ha! Thats why I contemplated asking for your address, I actually have blues clues AND sponge bob ones lol
Im constantly losing phones and because ive moved about so much i always lost people from my past. Thats why facebook was such a joy... never again would i lose another friend t my clumsiness. Although ive been on facebook f about 7 years now and i hardly ever speak t anyone :-/ I mainly use it as a photo album f all me pics of Jack... and my nephews before they got taken away. SAgain with the phone losing... if it wasnt f facebook i wouldnt have any pics o the boys now. NEED SOME SPONGEBOB FLIP FLOPS IN MY LIFE!! lol.
So thats some more about me :-D (Said in song -------->) "Getting t know yooouuu, getting t know all about yoooouuuuuu!! :-D Theres still jobs t go through.. .theres been a few.. but i need a spliff break right now! Been writing this reply f about 4 hour but keep getting distracted by the kid and dinner and dishes and the kid and fags and brewing up and the kid and tele and the girls and gettin the kid t bed and tidying....... and the kid, lol. Tis 9pm now and time f a much needed, first o the day can you believe, spliff :-D Hoo rah!!!!!! Here, have some
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lol. Thanks mate :-D Not our Mother's Day tday though, twas in march. But thanks.
