Redneck Revival (Chicken Free Zone)

[Mossy]

You did the homework for us.

I've had most of the homework on site for the last 2 years at least.....you know what they say..you can lead a horse to water..but you cannot make it Drink..
Maybe your Journey will capture a few imaginations.

You and your All Gal Gang held my feet to the fire and kept me on track

As soon as there are 3 of us we form a Coven..Powerful Magic...

How unfortunate is he to have a penguin taking the piss at every point.

Heeeey..he can't have Everything...

Red...don't Buy the Bike..

 

[Mossy]

After hubby had his battle..I was driving back home from the hospital..and you know how you promise yourself things..IF you win.
Well..hubby must have made himself the Promise of a motor bike....he has Always loved motorbikes.

Anyway..on the way back home he told me..didn't matter what I said..he was getting another motorbike..

Well..you can just Imagine my response..

we just got yourself through a massive cancer battle and you want to buy yourself a motorbike to kill yourself on That.....over my dead body.

Anyway..he got the bike..£2,000's worth...his Mom paid..

Rode it no more that maybe 10 times..fell off it twice..burned his leg on the exhaust pipe..and sold it 2 years later for £1,000...

Don't buy the motorbike......

Saying that..I Think we can take the pedal off the metal for a while..give your body a break.
Take your PH down to PH 7.5..let us see if we can get a bit Lean meat back on you.

Rosa says she is frightened to rub your butt bones incase they start a fire......dib dib dob..

I think about how my Folks went, and climbing out of this has really got my head spinning right now. I feel like I'm getting revenge, if that makes any sense.... We're kicking the bully's ass

AFN..zero tolerance on bullying..flaming and trolling.....that Includes Cancer..
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[epenguin]

As soon as there are 3 of us we form a Coven..Powerful Magic...

I'm scared. In awe, but scared. What happens if, shall we say for example, a penguin should upset one the coven ? What would be the likely outcome ?

I shudder to think !

On a side note : Butt bone rubbing is my next best talent. First is foot massage ! (Hello Aunty!) but I tend to lean toward the female of the species.
Bugger the chicken, come to pengy my dear Rosa, I will rub your butt bone like you could never imagine. But we must keep this just between the two of us. Chickens can be very jealous ! And it is of course entirely platonic.



Platonic is not in the Penguin dictionary

 

[hecno]

Look out flat foot .

 

[Mossy]

I'm scared. In awe, but scared. What happens if, shall we say for example, a penguin should upset one the coven ? What would be the likely outcome ?

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Bugger the chicken, come to pengy my dear Rosa, I will rub your butt bone like you could never imagine.

Easy Tiger.....it is Redneck needing the butt rub...

now what you running away for...?......it is Rednecks bath time..you know what he is like on the BS..

 

[epenguin]

I will be a good penguin. Honest boss ! No more chatting crap. I was trying to be funny, but I know when I am up against the "She Dragons" who must be obeyed.
Your humble servant ....... eP

Please don't punish me......slurp...dribble.....pulleeeeeze....

 

[Root]

You know Red...there are many of us who will never be able to Thank Mossy enough!
We are all so Proud and Happy that you are doing so well. No telling how many people will benefit from this!

I spent part of today looking through old threads...We have learned so much in the last few years...many of us have lost the excess weight the years have put on, we are sleeping better, reduced the need for pharmaceutical pain meds, successfully fought skin cancer and now lung cancer...
Who would have thought that a bunch of stoners on a cannabis forum know more than doctors.

All kidding aside, You and Rosa are an inspiration to us all...cancer is no longer the death sentence we are told it is...we can take our fate in our own hands and win our health back.

I'm glad that I have been AFN Assimilated

 

[Renaissance Redneck]

How lucky are we to have Aunty sharing her wisdom with RR to help save his life. How lucky is RR to have such a great partner to be his rock.

Ask her what she did for my Missus. This time and last.
For anyone reading this thread, more goes on "behind the scenes" at AFN than you'll ever know. Folks reaching out with support. With ideas and answers. With alternatives. Total selflessness.
This is a direct result of Auntys vision for AFN, I believe. Good, honest people who care.

I've had most of the homework on site for the last 2 years at least.....you know what they say..you can lead a horse to water..but you cannot make it Drink..
Maybe your Journey will capture a few imaginations.

I know, and it came in real handy last time. Damn horses!
BS takes 45 seconds to mix and drink (I opt for the low H2O shooters). More should drink!!
I still don't like doing this thread. I'm not that open a guy. If it helps one person, it'll be worth it.

As soon as there are 3 of us we form a Coven..Powerful Magic...

Don't buy the motorbike......

Saying that..I Think we can take the pedal off the metal for a while..give your body a break.
Take your PH down to PH 7.5..let us see if we can get a bit Lean meat back on you.

I've had my fill of those
I can imagine how that felt
Take your PH down to PH 7.5..let us see if we can get a bit Lean meat back on you


Oh, hell yes!!!
The fist thing to go is the chile shake

Rosa says she is frightened to rub your butt bones incase they start a fire......dib dib dob..

So that's why I was cut off during fire season!

AFN..zero tolerance on bullying..flaming and trolling.....that Includes Cancer..

Amen.

Bugger the chicken

Nobody says " Bugger the Chicken" on this thread, Sport!

You know Red...there are many of us who will never be able to Thank Mossy enough!

I know what you mean, Root. BTW, include yourself and Eek into that pool

All kidding aside, You and Rosa are an inspiration to us all...cancer is no longer the death sentence we are told it is...we can take our fate in our own hands and win our health back.

My gal has helped me beyond measure..... still a ways to go, but I do feel good. ( Hell, I cut wood today )
You guys are the inspiration. You lose your house to wildfire, and still have time to help folks.

 

[rosa]

I don't even know where to start with all of this.
This is our house right now

Who would have thought that a bunch of stoners on a cannabis forum know more than doctors.

Someday I'll hug you and Mrs Mossy and the everyone else for an hour or three.

 

[krug]

I don't even know where to start with all of this.
This is our house right now


Someday I'll hug you and Mrs Mossy and the everyone else for an hour or three.

Keep that one 'under wraps' Rosa...or you'll have everyone beggin' an invite! :smoking:...