Mephisto Genetics Triangle Kush K.I.S.S. (Xmas comedy bonus)

[HubbaBubba]

WTF is about all I can say about that mess...

Ha ha, thanks.
Weird stuff happens when I vape Mephisto buds....
Lets give it a few more weeks and see what happens. @Margahooja's journals have perfect plants, mine are.. umm...different.
All I need is 15 grams from each plant, enough to choose a favorite.

Here is the star of the circus Triangle Kush at Day 21, almost ready for her 2nd FIM

full recovery from her FIM at day 12, just a little leaf curl from heat stress.

 

[HubbaBubba]

More weirdness... first a photo of the 5 circus midgets. (all under 15cm, all flowering)

And for reference here they are next to a 50cm tall plant:

 

[HubbaBubba]

Triangle Kush at day 28 is flowering nicely. She is very stressed, youngest of 5 plants in the container, maybe I water her too much. Tough, suck it up or grow some balls!

There is lot of nitrogen deficiency & some cal/mag deficiency. Nothing to worry about compared to @Corgy's ugly milk lady.

YIKES! That is definitely disease, might be mold at the green arrow, I snipped the leaf and laid it on top for the photo.

 

[HubbaBubba]

Here is White Train my favorite midget, 10cm tall at day 42.
Multiple FiMs & toppings, now LSTed.

I snipped off all the other buds, she only has one place to flower.
The early Calyces on White Train's stalk are impressive. Big, fat, plump and sticky

"It is generally agreed that the production of large calyxes is often as important in determining the psychoactivity of a strain as the quantity of calyxes produced....Calyx size appears to be an inherited trait in Cannabis.

Initial selection of large seeds increases the chance that offspring will be of the large-calyx variety."
-Robert Connell Clarke

Somebody at Mephisto did a great job of seed selection.

 

[Corgy]

Triangle Kush at day 28 is flowering nicely. She is very stressed, oungest of 5 plants in the 5 gallon container, maybe I water her too much. Tough, suck it up or grow some balls!

There is lot of nitrogen deficiency & some cal/mag deficiency. Nothing to worry about compared to @Corgy's ugly milk lady.

You will find as you grow older that....... Looks aren't everything and a female scorned.........

So, with that little titbit of sage advise out of the way, your White Train endeavours make me want to pop a few of beans presently hibernating in my fridge......

I'm in the gory process of dealing with 18 Walter White's, they don't seem to have minded sharing habitation with she who grew up on a cattle ranch, stickiness to rival a gecko, crystals to shame any salt mine, and blessed bliss, a bud to leaf ratio to kill for...... And them buds are solid state real estate......me thinks!

 

[HubbaBubba]

You will find as you grow older that....... Looks aren't everything

Really?

This is why Tesla cars with autopilot will be wildly popular.

 

[HubbaBubba]

I'm in the gory process of dealing with 18 Walter White's, they don't seem to have minded sharing habitation with she who grew up on a cattle ranch, stickiness to rival a gecko, crystals to shame any salt mine, and blessed bliss, a bud to leaf ratio to kill for...... And them buds are solid state real estate......me thinks!

Oh!
You were talking about plant life females.
So... did you try some FiMing, training, twisting with your 18 sticky Walter Whites?
Here are some serving suggestions from @Stunted

 

[Corgy]

I've found that what I really want is a girlfriend who is a mute, or at least has a volume control.
But I would buy earplugs for this young lady
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This is why Tesla cars with autopilot will be wildly popular.

......eureka moment!!

 

[Corgy]

Oh!
You were talking about plant life females.
So... did you try some FiMing, training, twisting with your 18 sticky Walter Whites?
Here are some serving suggestions from @Stunted
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Oh!
You were talking about plant life females.
So... did you try some FiMing, training, twisting with your 18 sticky Walter Whites?

Your Hubbabubbaness, apart from a little ponytailing and the odd bowline knot here and there, I'm afraid my humble habitat was no match for 18 Walters...... It won't happen again and in fairness it started as a germination and first 2 weeks grow viability test and became what-the-heck-lets-see.......didn't take long before there was an "any ingress at your own risk" sign prominently displayed by the frontline damsels..... I'm not done just yet, but looks like +3kg wet..... You ought to expose your..... Ermmmm..... Hubbabubbaness to a SoG..... How about one shaped like the Khofu (or Cheops if you prefer) structure in Giza.....

 

[HubbaBubba]

I'm not done just yet, but looks like +3kg wet.....

3 kilograms of Walter White buds!
Just in time for Christmas too.
Darn you for making me do math. 18 plants, 3000 grams=
166 grams wet
42 grams dry

Yes, I want to try a screen of green.