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If Men Wrote Advice Columns
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.­
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend.­ Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together.­ Why not get some of your old college roomates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you.­ If you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.­
Q: My husband continuously asks me to perform oral sex on him.­
A: Do it.­ Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin.­ Interstingly, men know this.­ His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless.­ This shows he loves you.­ The best thing to do is thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him a nice meal.­
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.­
A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged.­ Man is a hunter and needs to prove his prowess with other man.­ A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home.­ Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than spending a few days away from home (plus it's a great time to clean the house).­ Just look how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home.­ The best thing for you to do when he returns home is for your and your best friend to perform oral sex on him, then cook him a nice meal.­
Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.­
A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband.­ If you must mess with it do it during your own time or ask your best friend to help.­ You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift.­ To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.­
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.­
A: You are a bad person for bringing this up and should seek sensitivity training.­ Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming.­ Sex should be available to your husband at all times without any strings attached.­ What this probably means is that you do not love your husband as much as you should.­ He should never have to work to get you in the mood.­ Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you could make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking a nice meal.­
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.­
A: I'm not sure I understand your problem.­ Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
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