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[Dichoti]

Ya know...after reading those last few, I don't feel so bad about posting this...

 

[Steviestash]

How baby pot plants are made

 

[Cap'nCrud]

CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX!​

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:


With her consent 12 Calories

Without her consent 2,187 Calories


OPENING HER BRA:


With both hands 8 Calories
With one hand 12 Calories

With your teeth 485 Calories


PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection 6 Calories
Without an erection 3,315 Calories


POSITIONS:

Missionary 12 Calories

69 lying down 78 Calories

69 standing up 812 Calories

Wheelbarrow 216 Calories

Doggy Style 326 Calories

Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories


ORGASMS:


Real 112 Calories

Fake 1,315 Calories



POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories

Getting up immediately 36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories


GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:

20-29 years 36 Calories

30-39 years 80 Calories

40-49 years 124 Calories

50-59 years 1,972 Calories

60-69 years 7,916 Calories

70 and over Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly 32 Calories

In a hurry 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories

 

[Cap'nCrud]

Daaaammn! If those age/erection figures are right, some days I'm in a negative gross calorie count. LOL.

 

[SparkyRU12]

Teacher asks the class- why do they put a cock on a weather vain on top of the barn? Little Johnny answers-well if they put a vagina up there the wind would just whistle right thru it..

 

[AutoWonders]

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How baby pot plants are made

The seeds look like they are ready to attack.

 

[Steviestash]

The seeds look like they are ready to attack.

Always more then one way to look at things but I see it now they are going to kill it their circling around

 

[MR magoo]

 

[dickfitzwell]