New Grower The Plants of The Ape

[GrowillaGorilla]

Shit @GrowillaGorilla did we have a hermi ?

Ya, we pinched'em off and keeping an eye on it. The buds are severely underdeveloped compared to the other. I mean it's not even close, but they are still trying to fatten up and get frosty, so I'll see if the ole Drag-Queen can hang in there a bit longer.

 

[GrowillaGorilla]

Apedate: Day 48... Louise, Amnesia Haze, Crop King Seeds

Louise is down to her final 2-3 weeks. She is really putting on the weight. Her buds are so dense and rock hard. Sticky is an understatement. She has a really sweet earthy-pine with a pleasant lemon note. I've reduced the MC to 1g per 1L and this week I'll reduce her final few feedings to .50g per 1L and keep the Sweet Candy and Bud Explosion at .62g per 1L. She experienced a bit of heat stress this week, however, I have come to the conclusion that she is damn near bullet-proof. What a joy of a grow for a first timer.

I stunted her at 22" tall. I under watered her overfed her, damn near nute locked her and she still continues to put massive weight on the buds. The cola is easily going to be over 7 inches all said and done the top 10-12 inches is going to look like one solid bud if this fattening keeps up.

LeeRoy says, hey!

Notice the leaves and the hell I put her through. All a learning process. What I learned on this initial grow of many many more to come has been immeasurable. Namely, DO NOT feed your beauties as if you were growing in CoCo knowing damned well you were in an organic "hot soil."

Already have two started for the 2L fun grow Sweet Nurse by Sweet Seeds and Citrus Noir by The AutoFlower Portal and two to three more to drop yet one of which will be a Stone Dragon. I know what I did wrong, now let's see what I can do right.

But first, let's get Louise across the finish line, shall we?

 

[G.Leave]

From Crop King Seeds. 1000 to 1... Really? See this is why I don't play the lottery. Never mind that I'm too broke, but that's my kind of luck right there. Holy hell. And Crop King will only honor problems with germination, not anything after.

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Shit bud...sorry to hear that!!

 

[GrowillaGorilla]

Shit bud...sorry to hear that!!

The wife did everything she could to save Tina. After the third day of showing more balls, I had Heather chop her down. Five weeks early and she still produced 7.88 grams dried of smokable sticky ass popcorn farts. I don't know if it was due to me not smoking in over four years but man did it put the kibosh on me, and Heather? Well, it straight up stoned her. Harsh of course, expected with no flush but man has it already helped Heather. Full nights sleep. I can only imagine what Louise is going to be like. Seeing Heather's eyes get tiny and then that uncontrollable laugh was well worth Tina's sacrifice to the ganja gods. I never expected her to do what she did.

 

[G.Leave]

The wife did everything she could to save Tina. After the third day of showing more balls, I had Heather chop her down. Five weeks early and she still produced 7.88 grams dried of smokable sticky ass popcorn farts. I don't know if it was due to me not smoking in over five years but man did it put the kibosh on me, and Heather? Well, it straight up stoned her. Harsh of course, expected with no flush but man has it already helped Heather. Full nights sleep. I can only imagine what Louise is going to be like. Seeing Heather's eyes get tiny and then that uncontrollable laugh was well worth Tina's sacrifice to the ganja gods. I never expected her to do what she did.

Oh just you wait!! Your other plant once done is gonna rock both your worlds!! And then get some portal done up and man....you guys are gonna get a crash course in medical weed of today!!

Make sure you get the stuff to make the green dragon!! I would already be onto making a batch out of your 7.88g harvest!

 

[Need4Weed]

The wife did everything she could to save Tina. After the third day of showing more balls, I had Heather chop her down. Five weeks early and she still produced 7.88 grams dried of smokable sticky ass popcorn farts. I don't know if it was due to me not smoking in over four years but man did it put the kibosh on me, and Heather? Well, it straight up stoned her. Harsh of course, expected with no flush but man has it already helped Heather. Full nights sleep. I can only imagine what Louise is going to be like. Seeing Heather's eyes get tiny and then that uncontrollable laugh was well worth Tina's sacrifice to the ganja gods. I never expected her to do what she did.

Great news! I'm glad your better half is getting her rest!

 

[GrowillaGorilla]

Oh just you wait!! Your other plant once done is gonna rock both your worlds!! And then get some portal done up and man....you guys are gonna get a crash course in medical weed of today!!

Make sure you get the stuff to make the green dragon!! I would already be onto making a batch out of your 7.88g harvest!

Ha! We were talking about buying the Rum this weekend. We are already thinking, Boss!

 

[G.Leave]

Ha! We were talking about buying the Rum this weekend. We are already thinking, Boss!

Do it bud....its a game changer, for myself and many others!!

 

[GrowillaGorilla]

Great news! I'm glad your better half is getting her rest!

We both did, man I was like its far too early. I didn't even want to dry her out and smoke her. I didn't want to ruin my experience after being dry for so long. I wanted it to be special. Man the joke was on me. Heather was like "Oh we are drying her ass" I am so glad I listened to her. Such a good little buzz, no teaser to her at all and she creeps on ya too boot.

 

[GrowillaGorilla]

Your other plant once done is gonna rock both your worlds!!

Oh man, we already know. I plan on putting on a football helmet before we partake of Louise. Might even put up four orange cones so nobody gets too close and gets Hazed! I can't wait, Skell. I wish you could smell her and give her buds a squeeze, these pics don't do her justice. They are so dense and hard and my god she is so sticky.