Live Stoners TELL ME A JOKE

[stepside]

This might not be the place for this but... I like jokes, doesn't matter what kind as long as I get a laugh.
What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer??


The taste!

To anybody reading this thread.... Sorry if you find any of the material offensive and to any and all that feel singled out, don't we're only on page six I'm sure everyone will get bashed. The jokes contained here in are for entertainment purposes only. They do not depict my outlook or way of thinking. Everybody needs a laugh

 

[stepside]

What's the generic form of Viagra??



Mycoxafloppin.

 

[armanidog]

What happens when you eat marijuana?
You get a pot belly.

 

[Ozone69]

Thought for the day: If "con" is the opposite of "pro", then wouldn't "congress" be the opposite of "progress"? :smoking:

 

[stepside]

What do you call a deer with no eyes??




No idea

 

[stepside]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?



Still no idea

 

[BR549]

Where do you find a deer with no legs?

Right where you left it.

 

[Jtsmoker]

What's the diffrents between a light bulb and a pregnant lady? U can unscrew the light bulb

 

[Jtsmoker]

What is a hooker with a runny nose? Full

 

[blue]

Sorry Guys - I'm gonna have to moderate (as in delete) some of these.
Don't mean to be a hard ass - but some come accross a bit offensive to certain groups - and we're AFN .. for everyone.

It doesnt have to be entirely clean - but does need to be civil.