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Nelly rolled a morning blunt
Placed it on the dash, it fell down the front
I ripped that stupid van apart
But just found a hairy bakewell tart
Then i spotted that blunt happy nelly stoned as a C**T
#420Limerick
 
I was looking to grow some fire weed,
When I came across SeedStockers seeds,
Not wanting to grow junk
I choose SeedStockers Super Skunk
And what a wonderful choice indeed
#420Limerick
 
Once was a man from Nantucket
Who grew him some weed in a bucket
Under LED lights
Buds big and tight
Kicked back with a blunt and said Fuck It

#420Limerick
 
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Want a strain to do the trick,
Smoke SeedStockers Moby Dick,
Along came Blue Dream created a team,
Now you can ride the Woby
While Smoking The Blue Moby
#420Limerick

Picture for reference of a Woby
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There once was a sativa Jack Herer

A Seed Stockers’ proud brand wearer

He Wedding Glued the Green Crack

Sticky Fingers holding a Big Bud Back

Blame the Panty Punch Amnesia I swear!

#420Limerick
 
There was a young man from Nantucket
Packed a big bong and he sucked it.
He said with a grin
"Seedstockers you win"

I'm completely high as a kite
The Gorilla Glue & the Jack Herer too.
Are strains to smoke at night
So don't smoke too much
"you'll not get off the couch"
"Then how will u get up for a shite"
#420Limerick
 
BIG TREES that bring you to your knees,
Then you want to grow SeedStocker Seeds,
Super Skunk & Santa Marta Haze BIG BUDS for days,
Heck if you see these 2 your way better grab her,
Just go check out the grow show by me Dabber
#420Limerick
 
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