Seed Stockers Seed Stockers' 420 Limerick Contest

[Unvaccinated]

Today I smelled me some Corruption
it came just like a Volcanic Eruption
I ain’t got no time for Corruption
Sometimes I cause this Disruption
Seedstockers forgive my Interruption.

#420Limerick

:smoking:

 

[blue]

There's a difference in right and in wrong
some people just can't play along
be careful with rules
don't act like a mule
or the content will be gone gone gone

(sorry manOg .. i couldn't resist. you can chop this one out as it's got nothing to do with cannabis or the rules)

 

[FarmerJake]

Seeds brought to you by a cute little squirrel
Seeds guaranteed to be your favorite girl
Green plants, purple plants, one named Moby Dick
Genetics so fine they make your finger stick
Plants grow so thick they form a burl
#420Limerick

 

[Mossy]

I looked at this thread and Thought Jeeeze...
This comp really should be a breeze...
Then someone got lewd..
The Fun bit got screwed..
Just keep it respectful guys Pleeeese......





Sorry @blue ...it has Tickled a Funny Bone........

 

[Randar]

Randar posted a limerick that some found rude.
It was suggestive but not really that crude.
So he smoked some Green Crack,
Then to his writing got back.
So he could post a final verse that's not lewd.

#420limerick

 

[Carve]

There once was a man from Pawtucket
Who put dirt and water in his bucket
With some help from @Seedstockers-Mark
He hit it out of the park
And wondered why they do that in Nantucket

#420limerick

 

[Rasterman]

There was an old codger named Raster,
Who thought he could grow his weed faster.
His light was affixed
to a couple of sticks,
and it all came down with the plaster.

#420Limerick

 

[hope2grow]

There once was a man from Pawtucket
Who put dirt and water in his bucket
With some help from @Seedstockers-Mark
He hit it out of the park
And wondered why they do that in Nantucket

#420limerick

Love it bro

 

[Rasterman]

There was a young man in the vale,
who discovered his grow was a fail.
At seedstockers.com,
with some bread from his mom,
he got seeds that will get him some tail.

#420Limerick

 

[D3pthCharg3]

Hello, D3pth Charg3 is my name,
And growing seeds is my game.
Seed Stockers sells seeds,
To meet all my needs,
I shall order some seeds from Spain.

I've been wanting to try CBD,
But I also want some THC.
Oh, what a riddle,
To find something in the middle,
Silver Lime Haze sounds perfect for me.

Indeed, Silver Lime Haze looks great,
To order a pack I can't wait.
But due to restrictions,
From crooked politicians,
Unfortunately they don't ship to the States.

A big thank you to @Seedstockers-Mark and the entire Seedstockers crew for the opportunity; what fun!
#420Limerick