Seed Stockers Seed Stockers' 420 Limerick Contest

[Emerald Archer]

This my Third try, for those Seedstockers beans.
With ‘Panty Punch’ autos, Im sure I’d be pleased!
A winning entry, why an AFN journal…
A blog so fitting, for a Seedstocking squrrel…
I hope this here Limerick, has got enough steam!

thank Ye.
tip your wait staff and bartenders. Hug your moms.

#420Limerick
Emerald Archer out this butch!

this has been hella fun, and some nice poetic wax to read over.
Thanks to the Squirrel n AFN Teams on this collab.

 

[BigBudz2020]

There once was a man called Mark,
who blazed from morning till dark,
He puffed and he puffed,
on some O.G Kush,
An now he can't peel his eye lids apart

#420Limerick

 

[BigBudz2020]

There once was a man called Mark,
who blazed from morning till dark,
He puffed and he puffed,
on some O.G Kush,
An now he can't peel his eye lids apart

#420Limerick

Now Mark is a remarkable fellow,
Who smokes coz he likes feeling mellow,
But I'm off me rockers,
shout out seedstockers,
I want plants as big as a cello

#420Limerick

 

[BigBudz2020]

Now Mark is a remarkable fellow,
Who smokes coz he likes feeling mellow,
But I'm off me rockers,
shout out seedstockers,
I want plants as big as a cello

#420Limerick

They call me BigBudz2020,
I swear I grow plants by the plenty,
Got some hybrid, some sativa,
Some indi and amnesia,
I'm filling up a couple jar soon as the others empty

#420Limerick

 

[myotis]

Seed stockers seeds
Cos I like what I see
When the seeds turn to trees
I gets really pleased.
Grove bags always filled
Right Up to the brim
Cos
Seed stockers seeds
Is the seed that I need
For the green I proceed
To grow what I need
So I don't buy a thing
Off the guys on the street
So keep your life green
And follow your dreams.


#420LIMERICK​

 

[Stonerbudz]

I couldn’t think of what to write
So I just got high all night
Smoked an ounce of super skunk
Got bored and played with my junk
This poem sucks but it’s alright



#420limerick

 

[Stonerbudz]

I smoked all my green crack
Time to relax and kick back
I’m not a great poet
I’m sure everyone knows it
Sorry my rhymes are so wack



#420Limerick

 

[Stonerbudz]

They call me stonerbudz
Known for my extra sparkly nugs
Santa Marta Haze and Gorilla Glue
Why smoke one when I could smoke two
I don’t sell drugs but I’m the marijuana plug
#420Limerick

 

[Stonerbudz]

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Are you a poet but just don't know it?

Seed Stockers Presents:

The 420 Limerick Contest.
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What Is a Limerick?
A limerick is a five-line poem that consists of a single stanza, an AABBA rhyme scheme, and whose subject is a short, pithy tale or description. Most limericks are comedic, some are downright crude, and nearly all are trivial in nature.


You may post up to three separate limericks or variations on one.

Your limerick should pertain to the Cannabis world.

Your limerick must contain either one of the Seed Stockers' strain names and/or your current AFN member name.

Include "#420Limerick" in the post.

Name changes after 3/3/2022 voids your entry.

Open for entries on 3/17/2022 Closed for entries 4/15/2022.

Judging will be done by @Seedstockers-Mark (hint hint) with the winners announced on 420!

Prizes:
1st 3 packets of seeds(3 or 5 seed packs)
2nd 2 packets of seeds (3 or 5 seed packs)
3rd 1 packet of seeds (3 or 5 seed packs)

We all know about The young man from Nantucket! Don't go there.

Posted limerick best of luck to everyone just made cut date

 

[CannabisMingus]

These are amazing all