Seed Stockers Seed Stockers' 420 Limerick Contest

[myotis]

I like the look of the green crack
I'd trade my girlfriend for a pack
You'd probly go and send her back,
When she smokes your stuff
And not hold back
Only joking
I wouldn't do that
Give me 2 packs and I won't look back. Haha
#420Limerick

 

[myotis]

There once was a guy from Cullybackey
He loved to smoke the wacky baccy
With his Seedstockers seeds
He grew for his needs
And his White widow plants grew real mighty.
#420Limerick

 

[myotis]

Do you know the boy from Ballykelly
Grew BCN Critical in a wellie
His mum found out
And hit him a clout
Now he hops to work in the morning.
#420Limerick

 

[Redeye Master]

Seedstockers mark,
said to start them in the dark,
Once you see the shoot,
It’s time to get it to root,
Give it 9weeks and the smoking will start!

 

[DankDoctor420]

Dank Doctor was smoking some Auto Gelato 41
The whole fire department showed up at once
The neighbors saw smoke rolling out the window
But my house isn't blazing it's just the Indo
Cuz we getting lit from Seed Stockers blunts.
#420Limerick

 

[DankDoctor420]

Once upon a time Dank Doctor found Wedding Cake
Not the kind you eat, but the kind that gets you baked
I love that high she provides and her yummy taste
She's one of my favorites and can never be replaced
When I stuff it in my bong I'm getting hella cranked
#420 Limerick

 

[DankDoctor420]

Seed Stockers I frickin love Cookies & Cream
I need a hybrid in my life if you know what I mean
The best of both worlds all in one lady
Girl Scout Cookies X Starfighter, shit is crazy
Dank Doctors wants to start em from beans
#420 Limerick

There. Now all 3 of my entries are in and all in a row Good luck to all and thanks for the fun!

 

[Farmer.Jon]

I need, 4 and 20 Seed Stocker seeds.
because they grow the best weed.

Mack Crack or a Blackberry trip to the moon.
Once your high, you won’t come down anytime soon.

Mark, read my pleas. Send me some dank Seed Stocker seeds.

#420limerick

 

[Farmer.Jon]

There once was a man from Nantucket who grew the best weed in a bucket.
EC meters, PH pens and more.
One puff of his stuff will make you lay down and say forget it..

 

[Kyote]

Candy Dawg and Blackberry Gum,

grown under lights, or the sun.

Have a toke of this very fine smoke

Seedstocker plants are the ones to run!

#420limerick