Live Stoner Chat My poems about people here + General Creative poem work
- Thread starter milk
- Start date
i think i may make a start with you muddy and also mr piggy 
M
Mr Piggy
Guest
Well, allow me to prime you
:moon:
hehehehe
:moon:
hehehehe
They call him milk, lines smooth like silk.... That's all I got..
+rep points when I get home bro.... Good stuff laughed my ass off on the road.... Lol!!!
+rep points when I get home bro.... Good stuff laughed my ass off on the road.... Lol!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Milks Magical Poems
poem #17 mr piggy
When the time comes to get jiggy , there is one they call mr piggy
he is one of a kind and out of his mind , give him your pork chops you can get them signed
mr piggy lives in a barn, more of a weed farm than an old barn
working with plants he is o so calm , while his miss piggy is spinning some yarn
mr piggy is happy indeed , with the hay and leftovers we give him to feed
the one thing mr piggy needs in life, is a dominos pizza just one slice
but is that slice enough to suffice , playing monopoly he rolls the dice
move two places and do not pass go , thats not the way he wanted to go
mr piggy sneaks out at night , looking for chickens to pick on and fight
not a nice piggy on the farm tonight , go in his barn and see the light
hundreds of plants he grows in there, miss piggy looks with a gobsmacked stare
he says its to cure the animals in need, truth is its all his weed
mr piggy is a hardcore smoker, running a pig gang based on guns and poker
mr piggy is nice thow hes a bit of a joker , he loves a good bath hes a mud pool soaker
there is a dark side to this pig you know, about a special something he loves to blow
is this right or is this wrong.. dressing barnyard animals in stockings and thongs
getting them to dance and sing all songs, oh my word this pig is so wrong
its BBQ time and he pulls out the meat , oh what a wonderfull treat
but i dont like the sound of flamegrilled feet
diamonds are forever a piggys best friend , but why does he take them in the kitchen to blend
i really dont know but i can tell you for sure , im banging my head on the fucking door
piggy is silly and funny beware , for he like to taste his own pubic hair
he will put you in a trance with an evil stare and make you touch him down below there
poptarts and corndogs , jupiter and venus, this little piggy wants you to play with his corkscrew penis
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Milks Magical Poems
poem #17 mr piggy
When the time comes to get jiggy , there is one they call mr piggy
he is one of a kind and out of his mind , give him your pork chops you can get them signed
mr piggy lives in a barn, more of a weed farm than an old barn
working with plants he is o so calm , while his miss piggy is spinning some yarn
mr piggy is happy indeed , with the hay and leftovers we give him to feed
the one thing mr piggy needs in life, is a dominos pizza just one slice
but is that slice enough to suffice , playing monopoly he rolls the dice
move two places and do not pass go , thats not the way he wanted to go
mr piggy sneaks out at night , looking for chickens to pick on and fight
not a nice piggy on the farm tonight , go in his barn and see the light
hundreds of plants he grows in there, miss piggy looks with a gobsmacked stare
he says its to cure the animals in need, truth is its all his weed
mr piggy is a hardcore smoker, running a pig gang based on guns and poker
mr piggy is nice thow hes a bit of a joker , he loves a good bath hes a mud pool soaker
there is a dark side to this pig you know, about a special something he loves to blow
is this right or is this wrong.. dressing barnyard animals in stockings and thongs
getting them to dance and sing all songs, oh my word this pig is so wrong
its BBQ time and he pulls out the meat , oh what a wonderfull treat
but i dont like the sound of flamegrilled feet
diamonds are forever a piggys best friend , but why does he take them in the kitchen to blend
i really dont know but i can tell you for sure , im banging my head on the fucking door
piggy is silly and funny beware , for he like to taste his own pubic hair
he will put you in a trance with an evil stare and make you touch him down below there
poptarts and corndogs , jupiter and venus, this little piggy wants you to play with his corkscrew penis
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Last edited:
M
Mr Piggy
Guest
:cry: It's true, pigs do actually have cork-screw penises. No, really.
The whole thing is true! So true! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get stockings on chickens? good thing they come with built in bloomers.
The whole thing is true! So true! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get stockings on chickens? good thing they come with built in bloomers.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Milks Magical Poems
poem #18 Muddy
Muddy Muddy Muddy , where does one start
why do you hang around parks in the dark
you should not be there , for some its a crime
i know you just want to wine and dine
they are too young for you one would say
but hey you cant help if you want to play
im not being mean im trying to be nice
come round my house for some egg fried rice
muddy is talented and full of knowledge indeed
master skunklord creator of biblical weed
hes skillful and respectful and oh so kind
for many growers theres questions on their mind
you are keen to help and trusting i say
muddy is a star every single day
he keeps it real and fresh and cool
like when hes at the parks leaving a trail of drool
he likes jazz and drives below twenty
he arrives at the parks hoping to find plenty
theres nothing in sight so i guess hes done for the night
even if his behaviour is wrong or right
muddy muddy muddy you are made of mud
im starting to think that you have mud for blood
yet a mudblood you are still a wonderful wizard
casting your spells fighting demonicores in blizzards
so he goes to the park listening to the blues
wondering which colour condom he is hoping to use
when he gets there he only sees dudes
but he wants it so much how can he refuse
he goes to the swing and asks for a fling
oh what such a wonderfull thing
but the police arrive and catch poor muddy
despite what happened we will still be your buddy
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Milks Magical Poems
poem #18 Muddy
Muddy Muddy Muddy , where does one start
why do you hang around parks in the dark
you should not be there , for some its a crime
i know you just want to wine and dine
they are too young for you one would say
but hey you cant help if you want to play
im not being mean im trying to be nice
come round my house for some egg fried rice
muddy is talented and full of knowledge indeed
master skunklord creator of biblical weed
hes skillful and respectful and oh so kind
for many growers theres questions on their mind
you are keen to help and trusting i say
muddy is a star every single day
he keeps it real and fresh and cool
like when hes at the parks leaving a trail of drool
he likes jazz and drives below twenty
he arrives at the parks hoping to find plenty
theres nothing in sight so i guess hes done for the night
even if his behaviour is wrong or right
muddy muddy muddy you are made of mud
im starting to think that you have mud for blood
yet a mudblood you are still a wonderful wizard
casting your spells fighting demonicores in blizzards
so he goes to the park listening to the blues
wondering which colour condom he is hoping to use
when he gets there he only sees dudes
but he wants it so much how can he refuse
he goes to the swing and asks for a fling
oh what such a wonderfull thing
but the police arrive and catch poor muddy
despite what happened we will still be your buddy
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Last edited:
- Joined
- Jan 2, 2011
- Messages
- 10,874
- Reputation
- 1,990
- Reaction score
- 6,747
- Points
- 0
- Website
- www.youtube.com
Milk! you got some poem waxin skillz mate! nice! :thumbs: I love se4eing people be creative! for me its the MOST ALIVE part of living... :dance2: :booya:
that said... I think Milk needs his own poem too! allow me...
MILK
Milk is a man who came in so fast,
An instant BOM nommer, you know its a blast,
A speeding ass meteor moving so fast,
an intersect junction, who surely will last,
a poetry writing diversified man,
inspiring us all in the ways that he can,
with poetry writing, and good conversation,
tuning our vibe at AFN Nation,
tuning the dials and tweaking our station,
now settling in, aligned with our Cation,
the purplest robes this guy must be wearing,
cuz his plants are all royal and we are all sharing,
With his Queen on her throne in Bluematic tone,
And lighting the North from her home zone,
Milk is our friend, we pour it and drink it,
Milk is our friend, simply I think it,
It's great that your here and sharing our smoke,
Our vibe and our friendship, we're glad you have spoke,
much love to you Milk, now and forever,
your poems are like silk, a worthy endeavor!
:smokebuds:
that said... I think Milk needs his own poem too! allow me...
MILK
Milk is a man who came in so fast,
An instant BOM nommer, you know its a blast,
A speeding ass meteor moving so fast,
an intersect junction, who surely will last,
a poetry writing diversified man,
inspiring us all in the ways that he can,
with poetry writing, and good conversation,
tuning our vibe at AFN Nation,
tuning the dials and tweaking our station,
now settling in, aligned with our Cation,
the purplest robes this guy must be wearing,
cuz his plants are all royal and we are all sharing,
With his Queen on her throne in Bluematic tone,
And lighting the North from her home zone,
Milk is our friend, we pour it and drink it,
Milk is our friend, simply I think it,
It's great that your here and sharing our smoke,
Our vibe and our friendship, we're glad you have spoke,
much love to you Milk, now and forever,
your poems are like silk, a worthy endeavor!
:smokebuds:
Last edited:
hahah JM that is brilliant dude !! well done ! i love it !! you got skills i must say !! i think there may be a JM part 2 on the horizon !
Similar threads
