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Milks Magical Poems
poem #15 Thai buddha man
so we all know a gorilla a silverback beast
he comes from a place in the far east
he is a buddha and his race is thai
from a young age he wanted to be a spy
he waits in the jungle for crimes to be commit
with his big arms he will attack swing and hit
for a gorilla he is quite lazy , lying on a rock feeling quite hazy
smoking the buds that grow nearby
this big gorilla is high in the sky
smoking and stealing the spiders stash
looking for a mate to pound some gash
he moderates the jungle holding the leash
developing strains and keeping the peace
he is a party animal some do say
but when does he party and in what way
hes always going crazy and doing strange things
up in the treetops his mobile phone rings
its all the hippos the big OG's looking for buddah to score some seeds
hes arranging a night the animals wont forget
hopefully he gets lucky and gets his wink wet
he sees a baboon a few meters away
thinking wow shes lovley today
he approaches with ease and prepares to make a pass
and swiftly slap this baboons ass
but thai buddah man is way out of line
good things will come in due time
this silverback beast is kind at heart
he clears out the jungle with a powerfull fart
potent and deadly just like his strain
he will tie you up and put you in pain
over and over and again and again
thai buddah man is just pure insane
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Milks Magical Poems
poem #15 Thai buddha man
so we all know a gorilla a silverback beast
he comes from a place in the far east
he is a buddha and his race is thai
from a young age he wanted to be a spy
he waits in the jungle for crimes to be commit
with his big arms he will attack swing and hit
for a gorilla he is quite lazy , lying on a rock feeling quite hazy
smoking the buds that grow nearby
this big gorilla is high in the sky
smoking and stealing the spiders stash
looking for a mate to pound some gash
he moderates the jungle holding the leash
developing strains and keeping the peace
he is a party animal some do say
but when does he party and in what way
hes always going crazy and doing strange things
up in the treetops his mobile phone rings
its all the hippos the big OG's looking for buddah to score some seeds
hes arranging a night the animals wont forget
hopefully he gets lucky and gets his wink wet
he sees a baboon a few meters away
thinking wow shes lovley today
he approaches with ease and prepares to make a pass
and swiftly slap this baboons ass
but thai buddah man is way out of line
good things will come in due time
this silverback beast is kind at heart
he clears out the jungle with a powerfull fart
potent and deadly just like his strain
he will tie you up and put you in pain
over and over and again and again
thai buddah man is just pure insane
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Milks Magical Poems
poem #16 Torch404
There is this guy called Torch404 , everytime i see him i wonder much more
how can he see me when im down on the floor , he has a torch thats what its for
hes like a goblin who wanders in the night, looking for dragon eggs to swipe out of sight
for some may ask what is 404 , that is number on his door
he lives in a cave just out of town , he always carrys with him a ridiculous frown
poor little guy seems to have shrunk , for all the bathing he does in spunk
all in his teeth and all in his ears , those are days the wonderfull years
spunk in his eyes and all over his thighs , he stays up late through the night and crys
but dont get me wrong hes a wonderfull guy , these are the reasons i will tell you why
helpful and kind and amazing you know, have you seen the top quality skunk he does grow
amazing and fresh and better than most , even better than his favourite snack which is spunk on toast
he such a good guy i will not boast , that he likes to send his spunk in the post.
torch404 has came a long way , a very long way just to say
grow great green and be kind to yourself
forever and always , perfect health
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Milks Magical Poems
poem #16 Torch404
There is this guy called Torch404 , everytime i see him i wonder much more
how can he see me when im down on the floor , he has a torch thats what its for
hes like a goblin who wanders in the night, looking for dragon eggs to swipe out of sight
for some may ask what is 404 , that is number on his door
he lives in a cave just out of town , he always carrys with him a ridiculous frown
poor little guy seems to have shrunk , for all the bathing he does in spunk
all in his teeth and all in his ears , those are days the wonderfull years
spunk in his eyes and all over his thighs , he stays up late through the night and crys
but dont get me wrong hes a wonderfull guy , these are the reasons i will tell you why
helpful and kind and amazing you know, have you seen the top quality skunk he does grow
amazing and fresh and better than most , even better than his favourite snack which is spunk on toast
he such a good guy i will not boast , that he likes to send his spunk in the post.
torch404 has came a long way , a very long way just to say
grow great green and be kind to yourself
forever and always , perfect health
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Iv just read the last 2 poems milk,very funny mate 
happy you find them funny red eye , lots more to come, i will always keep this thread updated with some comedy poetry to read
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