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Milks Magical Poems


poem #11 Swampman


swampman its true that you live in a swamp , occasionally popping out for a furious romp
he dwells in the forest which is dark and grey,he loves his males but he is not gay

growing and sexing all through the day, this is swampmans version of play

he grows many strains in many of way , i wonder what he has on his thread today

swampman is amazing, magical and great, not bad for a swamp creature whos only aged eight
he grows with precision as he makes an incision , growing super skunky is swampmans decision

if you approach the swamp beware of the stench, i once could smell it from 10miles on a bench
he is active at night and leaping around , making a strange swampdwellers sound
he moans and he groans at the top of his voice, hes just a little swamp creature he has no choice

making a little hash althrough the day , to cure he needs that will come his way
strong and light and pure and fresh , taking great care not to make a mess

swampman your a master .. a master at work, like a hard nipple you rise up nice and perk

dont be afraid for swampman will not cause harm, just becarefull theres no need for alarm
swampman is sometimes way out of line , well for the fact of the matter it is all of the time

with his large swamp winkle he takes a big sprinkle and when hes done he shakes on that tinkle

swampman you creature.. the man the myth.. go inside his grow room and take a whiff

strong and vivid the scent may be, is it fruity or musky or just smell like wee

whatever this swampman may do or see, he will be mixing potions for all to see

out of his swamp and just to the side, he constructs something he calls a slide
bathing in filth and exfoliating in dirt , hes a nice creature would never dare hurt

we love you swampman just enjoy your life, maybe one day you will have a swampman wife


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poem # 12 longcanon


So they know him as longcanon and im sure he is
for he likes to pull it out and shoot a lot of jizz
correct me if i am wrong as its none of my bizz
it just seems to be the type that longcanon is

hes so long they say, just like a canon , but has a strong odur like fresh caught salmon

he pulls out his balls and prepares to fire , hes strong as fuck and will never tire

longcanon you naughty little peice of work, why is that you have to jump in our faces and jerk

do not be mad for you are so great , but come on not now just jerk when its late

he lives on a ship just below deck , down lands a bird and give him a peck
he giggles with joy and dips sushi in soy
is this little bird his new love toy

he loads up his ball and prepares to fire, this little canon is not up for hire

like all canons hes heavy , heavy and ready
ready for action and extremely steady
steady and aimed , aimed to shoot
with accuracy to knock down a flute

poor longcanon is forced to stay below deck , thinking to himself ahh what the heck
he strokes his large shaft and feels so nice
as he shoots magic juice all over the mice

for the mice are small yet it tastes so nice
it reminds them of bok choy and asian rice





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good :) there is loads and loads more i will be doing , i have many peoples names at the ready to create something cool and funny !! if people reading this would like me to make one with their name.. please say and it will come sooner rather than later, so i guess im saying .. im open for requests !!]
 
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poem # 13 unholyfire


his name is unholyfire and he grows many strain , hes also billionaire and owns many planes
hes came a long way from when he lived down in the drains

he knows what he wants and what he will do
and he shares all his usefull information with you

senior member he is indeed , chilling till late night chonging some weed

they say he is unholy but this is not true
for he has a tight one at the back where he pushes out poo

he does play with fire which strongly not advised
for one there was a fire on a boat which capsized

growing his plants in his secret happy place
while walking around the room in a bodysuit made of lace

he touches his thighs with a long sticky bud
thinking how nice is it to be full of love

unholyfire is actually elemental , he is overly mental and prefers oriental
he likes to dance naked in the dark and as he likes fire he creates a spark

jumping around plants with monster size buds
while wearing nothing but high heels and bright orange gloves

he is a nice flame who you would never blame
its always nice to see unholyfire playing his game



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poem # 14 Man in the jar

i know a little man from afar
hes so little that he lives in a jar
he has trouble getting out
to save africa from drought
and saving the world as he travels about

man in the jar is a happy little man, just like a smurf but lives in afghan
smaller than indicas and smaller than a can
chilling in his jar eating some ham

the man in the jar who is he may you ask
he is a micro dwarf that was born in a flask

a casket of cream and a hot crossed bun
this little man fingers his bum

coffee and cream for an elephants dream
touching a ball with his tongue on the seam

you say what is this jibberish and what does it mean
i dont know i say it must be a dream

man in the jar comes out to play
tickling others that come round to stay

smoking in his jar and filling it up with smoke
he looks for a smurf that he wants to poke

he is one of a kind and is all on his own
he wishes he could own a mobile phone

for he would phone girl smurfs that would come out and say
man in the jar i want you today

man in the jar dreams of this, but what smurf girls want to get covered in piss
for he is stuck in the jar and cant get out

standing on pee and shit makes him shout!

I WISH I WAS TALL I WISH I WAS TALL !!
I WOULD CLIMB OUT OF HERE AND SHOW YOU ALL !!

dreams may come true for this little man
its getting rather hot in his jar in afghan

noone will help or pull him out
but this man is so small they cant hear him shout

one day he will be free and he can not wait
for the feeling he longs for is to feel so great




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