.......Coolest chick ever, and we go to Pao's house. So we explain to her what happened, and her being the only totally sober one was on the case. After about 2 or 3 hours she contacts the correct folks that were runnin the show. She finally gets ahold of the medical director type person and says "oh my goodness thank god, ok so my friend was the guy who got naked and carried away in an ambulance" this is the best part of the story to give you an idea of what kind of party EDC 2010 was, the person on the other end of the phone said "umm which one ma'am we had 13 naked people last night!" hahahahahahahahahhaha she says "ok he was the biggest one" the response "oh, THAT guy he went to culver city" so at this point we think finally we have found him. She calls the hospital and they say "he was released at 8 am" oooooh shit!!!!!!!! So we have NO way to contact him and don't know what to do.
By this time it is maybe 3 or 4 in the afternoon, and guessssss what........ This is a 2 day party so we had to go BACK to EDC!!!!!!!!!!!! So we don't have Pao and it is time for the 2nd night to start. I spent a BUNCH of money on this and was like "we are GOING to the show" and asked his roommate if she wanted to go, then gave her Pao's ticket(don't judge she was hot and we didn't know where he was) soooooo as we are pulling up to the show I get a phone call from a random number that I don't know. Now rewind back to the previous night,some time before shit hit the fan we traded this guy some L for some tabs. I answer and it was the dude from the night before and he said "Man I just saw your buddy and he is PISSED" I laughed quite loud and said "bro GO FIND HIM NOWWWWWW!!!" and he did.
So my buddy comes running up to the car yelling "WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL" all the while my buddy Rob who brought the acid was thinking he was about to get murdered cause he brought the L is in the seat FREAKING OUT, I tell Pao "Yourself you dumbass you puddled yourself" he stopped and realized I was not lying and said "Oh ok" and got in the car.
Now Pao is an Italian Korean that looks Mexican, and he was sun BURNT!!!!!!!!!! He didn't have a wallet, phone, keys, id or anything else because I took it all from him so he had to panhandle for change to ride the bus ALL day across LA just to show up at the exact time we have to go to the show AGAIN the 2nd night. And in true Texas form he took his ticket and the same clothes from the epic night before and walked in to basically celebrity applause from the cops he fought the night before!
The End of the most epic weekend ever! Well we partied BALLS that night and I got some awesome nookie, but that is a story for another night!