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Study Claims Smelling Farts Could Prevent Cancer and Other Diseases

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Scientists at the University of Exeter claim that the smell of farts can offer health benefits when it comes to cancer, diabetes, stroke and other diseases.

In what could possibly be one of the weirdest science/health news I've heard in a long while, scientists out of the University of Exeter claim that smelling farts, could prevent cancer and other diseases. And yes this isn't a joke post or something someone found on humor websites. In a press release by the university, Dr. Mark Wood mentions farts as a "healthcare hero."

Although hydrogen sulfide is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases.

While farts can be noxious in large doses, the scientists who conducted the study think that smelling it in small doses can help lower the risk of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving mitochondria. Not only that, but researchers are even concocting their own compounds to emulate a fart's "health benefits." According to a study by Professor Matt Whiteman in the Medicinal Chemistry Communications journal, "We have exploited this natural process by making a compound, called AP39, which slowly delivers very small amounts of this gas specifically to the mitochondria," and adds, their "results indicate that if stressed cells are treated with AP39, mitochondria are protected and cells stay alive."

Unfortunately, the study doesn't go into specific detail into just how much flatulence one must be exposed to in order to reap these benefits. But given farts are free, and assuming you have a high tolerance for toxic smells, why not smell them all? So, the next time you want to rip a big one in an enclosed space, show the people around you this post to let them know you're just helping them live a little longer.

Source: University of Exeter via TIME
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Hello chums.......bad news...I made it through the nightagain.......you can't get rid of me that easily !

Although I did collapse in the doctors this morning. I kid you not ! I am on massive doses of steroids and antibiotics, again, but I have no choice. I should be in hospital, but I can't leave DaddyP n Billy.

But, enough of me being a drama queen, good luck to you all in your quest for a Briman badge, (a very noble quest) and anyone who gets one will get massive rep from also.....but not today....I'm off to try and get some sleep.......the picture above makes me envious and makes me go aahhhhhh at the same time......not the fart one the animal one !.......g'night...............eP.
 
Hello chums.......bad news...I made it through the nightagain.......you can't get rid of me that easily !

Although I did collapse in the doctors this morning. I kid you not ! I am on massive doses of steroids and antibiotics, again, but I have no choice. I should be in hospital, but I can't leave DaddyP n Billy.

But, enough of me being a drama queen, good luck to you all in your quest for a Briman badge, (a very noble quest) and anyone who gets one will get massive rep from also.....but not today....I'm off to try and get some sleep.......the picture above makes me envious and makes me go aahhhhhh at the same time......not the fart one the animal one !.......g'night...............eP.
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Hello chums.......bad news...I made it through the nightagain.......you can't get rid of me that easily !

Although I did collapse in the doctors this morning. I kid you not ! I am on massive doses of steroids and antibiotics, again, but I have no choice. I should be in hospital, but I can't leave DaddyP n Billy.

But, enough of me being a drama queen, good luck to you all in your quest for a Briman badge, (a very noble quest) and anyone who gets one will get massive rep from also.....but not today....I'm off to try and get some sleep.......the picture above makes me envious and makes me go aahhhhhh at the same time......not the fart one the animal one !.......g'night...............eP.

Get well soon mate, and take it steady on the roids, there can be side effects

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Cheers Pathway,

I hear ya, but I need them to breath. I have COPD, when I get a chest infection, tis roids or drown in my own lungs.

Can't work out what those little dudes are saying..........can you ?..............anyone ??????????

And NO. There isn't a frickin badge for the best answer. We have created a badge monster, there will be queues on the street corners, where badge whores are plying their trade......"Psssst wanna buy a 2,000 rep kitty badge?" "Gimmie a Coco Nut badge and I will love you long time" etc etc

GO oLD school about it and do it for the fun........eP................see you soon chums................
 
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