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My Hawaiian Pidgin is way rusty
I will confess that I had to look up the spellin'! :funny: :funny: :funny:

I had a lot of good Hawaiian friends and they considered me kama’aina.

Now, I did seem to have a bit of a problem with Samoans. I'm pretty sure it was just their social thing with them and me being a big very fit white guy!

And being a typical " big very fit white guy", most definitely my first thought was not bowing down.:funny::funny::funny::funny:

My first run in with one was completely 100% innocent on my part. It seems this one Samoan didn't particularly care for where I parked my truck at the drive in. Pickups were either the very first row or the very last row. I picked the row! And him did not like that at all!:face:

I had just got my truck off the boat! I actually had a three day weekend! And I had this nice really tall, almost as tall as me, brunette with lovely blue eyes that just moved from Oklahoma City and she was an engineering graduate. I really didn't want a bunch of crap!

Evidently he had been somewhere else getting popcorn or something or taking a whiz and he comes back and finds us parked, because we'd been there for quite a while before I started hearing hollering. The girl didn't want me to get out of the truck comment but I told her, "I'm here to fight. I'm only here to have fun with you!":biggrin:

I push that pride back a bit after a bit of a discussion and told him that I would move. Where this turned wrong was his comment after I said I would move.:face:

" That's right! Pussy!" :face::gassy:

Not counting the night that I met her, this is only our second date, so this girl knew very little about me, actually, But I did quite clearly hear her exclaim, "Oh Shit!" Just maybe. by chance, possibly she might have been tipped off by the look of my face and my instant tense up.:eyebrows::funny::funny::funny::funny:

I guess if this guy really really wants it, there might just be a possibility, he might get what he wants. Well evidently he really did want it. As soon as I turned around and was about to say something to me, this big boy made a charge! His charging was his first and last mistake. I dodged and swept his legs and crashed him into the front bumper of my truck with his head. Not to underestimate this big MF, I buried an elbow deep into his back between his shoulder blades. That was the least lethal maneuver I could come up with on such short notice.:biggrin::funny:

I was Really pretty surprised that laid his ASS OUT that quickly. I really didn't want to give him any sort of chance at all! I was around 270-275 at the time and he had me by at least 120. He was pretty fat, but there was definitely muscle underneath it!
I was fully expecting his buddies to come and just jump my ass, but they just picked him up and carried him back to their car. I got up and left!


And that actually turned out to be a pretty damn good night..............eeeerrrrr....weekend! :eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows::eyebrows:!
 
This weekend the strawberry nuggets will be 10 weeks old, and I planned for 11-12.
Same problem this part of every cycle.
Mopping up my drool.

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Mephisto ROCKS
 

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