Probably looked like someone hacked off a chunk of their grandpa’s old saddle and threw it on a plate

What did she do, add the dry rub to the boiling liquid?

I knew a guy in the navy….got his first apartment, all by himself. The first night, after a long day of moving gets a couple frozen burritos out of the freezer, only to realize he didn’t have a microwave. His solution was to boil them.

I asked how they were and he told me he had to use the spaghetti strainer to drain off the liquid and ate it with a spoon with Tabasco on top


damn near gives you nightmares if you think about it..