Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Apr-Jun '25

[JP1]

Not where I was, but guys were very creative at brewing their own beer with ingredients "borrowed" from the kitchen (fruit juice, rice, sugar, yeast, etc.). Milk came in 5-gallon cardboard boxes with a plastic bladder inside which could be cleaned and used for brewing. The spigot has to be on top and open, because the yeast creates a lot of pressure. One bag blew up where it was hidden on top of a dropped ceiling.

Used to be able to get snapple iced tea in jail here in the 90s from commissary . They used to turn that into booze somehow. I remember drinking it and still wonder how the fuck they did it

 

[Son of Hobbes]

No sausage shall touch these lips. I eat hot dogs blended with a straw.

That's. Interesting.

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[Son of Hobbes]

On second thought you're on to something. But it's too basic.

You know on cooking shows how chefs will make a culinary foam out of food? I want hot dog foam. Now stuff that shit into a can with a propellant, and you've got whipped cream hot dog.

Bro.

Okay listen fuckers, this is all documented here on this day, this time, I will sue anyone that steals this idea. But I have zero capital or means to do so, so we should probably all pool our funds together to pay for the patent. We will be the ONLY ones that can stuff weiners into a can with a propellant.

I smell a SHAAAARK TANK DEAL!

 

[Son of Hobbes]

Mark Cuban is gonna go ape shit over this, have you guys seen how fat he's gotten? He's gonna love Weiner Cream (that's the name pending.)

 

[JP1]

Mark Cuban is gonna go ape shit over this, have you guys seen how fat he's gotten? He's gonna love Weiner Cream (that's the name pending.)

I'm rooting for you but,

 

[PeaceLove&Buds]

On second thought you're on to something. But it's too basic.

You know on cooking shows how chefs will make a culinary foam out of food? I want hot dog foam. Now stuff that shit into a can with a propellant, and you've got whipped cream hot dog.

Bro.

Okay listen fuckers, this is all documented here on this day, this time, I will sue anyone that steals this idea. But I have zero capital or means to do so, so we should probably all pool our funds together to pay for the patent. We will be the ONLY ones that can stuff weiners into a can with a propellant.

I smell a SHAAAARK TANK DEAL!

I miss the good ol days when I could get this stoned

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

On second thought you're on to something. But it's too basic.

You know on cooking shows how chefs will make a culinary foam out of food? I want hot dog foam. Now stuff that shit into a can with a propellant, and you've got whipped cream hot dog.

Bro.

Okay listen fuckers, this is all documented here on this day, this time, I will sue anyone that steals this idea. But I have zero capital or means to do so, so we should probably all pool our funds together to pay for the patent. We will be the ONLY ones that can stuff weiners into a can with a propellant.

I smell a SHAAAARK TANK DEAL!

Just put it in a tube!

But dogs instead!

 

[Badfinger]

On second thought you're on to something. But it's too basic.

You know on cooking shows how chefs will make a culinary foam out of food? I want hot dog foam. Now stuff that shit into a can with a propellant, and you've got whipped cream hot dog.

Bro.

Okay listen fuckers, this is all documented here on this day, this time, I will sue anyone that steals this idea. But I have zero capital or means to do so, so we should probably all pool our funds together to pay for the patent. We will be the ONLY ones that can stuff weiners into a can with a propellant.

I smell a SHAAAARK TANK DEAL!

That purty gross. U wont have my ass in court.

 

[Badfinger]

I toured a hotdog factory once, I was interviewing for a QC job in the lab. One call back I was glad not to get.

 

[Badfinger]

Life could be worse, u could be the lab tech who tests stool samples.