Good Morning, Afternoon and/or evening to all. Today in Phoenix it will be clear and 81. Damn you all post a lot while I’m asleep. Girls are enjoying the tent at 78.5 degrees 63% humidity and 1.17 VPD. I’ve recovered from my desert landscaping work Monday so time to get out and abuse myself some more.
Happy 4/20 eve to all and make sure you keep an eye out for Gelbin.
In the land of Azeroth, where magic reigns free, And the gnomes live in peace, as happy as can be, There lived a little gnome, so clever and wise, Whose name was Gelbin, and he brought a surprise.
Now Gelbin loved 4/20, it was his favorite day, When all the cannabis smokers came out to play, And so he decided, with glee in his heart, To spread some good cheer, and play a small part.
With a sack full of gifts, and a grin on his face, Gelbin set out on his journey, at a steady pace, He visited every smoker, both far and near, And left them a present, to spread some good cheer.
To the first smoker he met, he gave a new bong, And the smoker's eyes widened, as he sang a little song, To the second, he gave a bag of fine weed, And the smoker exclaimed, "This is just what I need!"
To the third, he gave a pipe, made out of gold, And the smoker said, "Gelbin, you're so bold!", And to the fourth, he gave a box of brownies so sweet, And the smoker hugged Gelbin, as he rocked to the beat.
With each gift he gave, Gelbin felt so glad, To see the joy on their faces, it made him feel rad, And so he kept going, until the sun went down, Spreading his love, all around the town.
When his task was done, and his gifts all gone, Gelbin returned to his home, with a yawn, He knew that he had made so many people happy, And that thought made him feel so sappy.
So every year, on 4/20, Gelbin appears, Bringing presents to smokers, and spreading good cheers, And if you're lucky enough to see him, don't be afraid, Just give him a smile, and a big high-five, and say,
"Thank you, dear Gelbin, for all that you do, You're the High Tinker of cannabis, and we all love you!"
