Thanks for the rep @Mañ'O'Green!
Bold of you to assume he gives Christmas giftsI bet you give gift cards for Christmas
Called that shitFuck no i am too cheap to buy Christmas presents!
I still get paranoid driving while holding, after 40+ years it is just baked inWhen we legalized here I remember a really nice feeling of freedom just being able to drive with a bag of weed in the car
Living with college roommates, I learned to make several one pot meals. It was my pot and spoon that I kept clean and in my private space because many of those maroons I lived with were pigs! When they wanted me to cook for them they had to GI the kitchen and the refrigerator first. If there was a single dirty dish in the sink they were out of luck. I lived with at least 20 different guys the first two years of college. I do not eat more than one slice of spam a year, just enough to remind me why I don't eat it.I could have used you as a room mate, they only had one flavor of Spam when I was single. Also ate my share of Deviled ham spread.
I concur, Wood Chucks chuck all the wood a Wood Chuck can chuck. The first woman I married was a witch, her titties were warm but her heart was cold as stone.So anybody know how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, or how cold a witches titty is?
Psh, some of us sport it year round lmao. Waxing is too expensive and shaving makes me itch too much to botherWinter mode.................
I saw a video of a lady who has a hose that the housing pivots in whatever she's going and it automatically winds itself back up. Pretty neat.Likely not good. Spinal tap in the next week or so.
My son sees me stumbling out back, dragging the 30 meter hose.
He says “ I’m going out to buy you a lightweight collapsible hose. If’s perfect for old ladies”
No truer words.