
I bailed on my diet several weeks ago after I about died of dehydration out in the desert. Turns out the “hydrate” in “carbohydrate” means something

so, there I was sitting under a bush several miles from home drinking the sweat from my t shirt, thinking that the ultra low carb diet doesn’t seem to be working out

meanwhile, Duder was casually napping waiting for me to stop whining so we could go home