Live Stoners Lets play a game: Just the tip...

[Fuggzy]

Don't piss off anyone who has full access to your toothbrush.

 

[Fuggzy]

If you can't afford a doctor, just go to the airport.
You'll get a free x-ray, and a breast exam.
If you mention Al Qaeda, you get a free colonoscopy.

 

[Fuggzy]

If someone says "I love you" and you don't feel the same way. Just say "I love YouTube" really fast.

 

[MoonDude]

When in public, don't judge a fart by the cover/rumble in your belly......................

 

[Fuggzy]

NEVER trust a fart.

 

[HashMaster]

Once you fully accept the fact that all stress is self applied, you won't have any.

 

[MoonDude]

Technology is great. You do not have to use a C.B., you do not have to watch black & white T.V., no more horse & buggy, no more photoperiod cannabis.

 

[MoonDude]

Perfect people need us. Without us, whom would they be better than?

 

[MoonDude]

NEVER trust a fart.

I went to the dance, took a big chance, but did it in my pants.

 

[MoonDude]

Here is my last two cents: