Hope I didn't miss this, luckily enough I had just the right strain stashed so I popped one today. It's an old skool thai cross from calimari connection called fish stick. Legend has it Captain Birdseye brought the clone back from the antarctic where he stole it from a monk penguin colony sworn to protect the genetics. The penguin on guard duty that day was banished to England in disgrace. Sounds like pollocks to me.
Don't ask me where I got hold of this, all I'll say is that it involved a trip to Iceland.
So on with the grow. It's going to be outdoors cos this gear reeks bad when it matures. It gets it's name for a reason. A small pot with some basic soil is all this baby needs, no nutes, apparently they're full of em.
The seed looks suspiciously like fish food but I guess that figures.
No prep, straight in the muck and outside
I literally looked at the above shot on the camera and when I looked back things had changed. Life!
Wow these things are quick. It's as though I can see it growing in front of me. Couldn't quite catch it on video though, shame that.That's germed, out of the soil and 1" tall in minutes. There's breeding potential here methinks.
Ok this is ridiculous, this thing's got to be GMO, it's only a few hours old and already throwing trichs.
In full stretch mode now and packing on the frost! Unbelievable, I need a brew and a pipe.
Right, you can call me a liar if you like, but this thing's done. I daren't risk letting it go any longer for fear of fin rot. Chop time.
She's had a cure for a few hours and is good to go. Check out the motherfreezin frost!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K homies, time to sample the goods, looks like we got the cod pheno. Smoke report to follow...
Looks: A beautiful golden surface covered in ice white frost, upon breaking up reveals a fluffy white interior.
Aroma: Fish. It's a fish finger whaddya expect fruit? Although there are back notes of butter and bread.
Taste: Don't go there, trust me.
Effect: Quite battered. A deep one this, catches the throat. Nice giggly buzz that turns to deep inner contemplation about how your life is going and how you spend your time. Heavy consumption will lead to a nice deep sleep which may be interrupted by violent vommiting and explosive diarrhoea as the salmonella profile works it's magic. Thanks to squid and everyone at calimari connection for hooking me up.
Don't ask me where I got hold of this, all I'll say is that it involved a trip to Iceland.
So on with the grow. It's going to be outdoors cos this gear reeks bad when it matures. It gets it's name for a reason. A small pot with some basic soil is all this baby needs, no nutes, apparently they're full of em.
The seed looks suspiciously like fish food but I guess that figures. No prep, straight in the muck and outside I literally looked at the above shot on the camera and when I looked back things had changed. Life! Wow these things are quick. It's as though I can see it growing in front of me. Couldn't quite catch it on video though, shame that.That's germed, out of the soil and 1" tall in minutes. There's breeding potential here methinks. Ok this is ridiculous, this thing's got to be GMO, it's only a few hours old and already throwing trichs. In full stretch mode now and packing on the frost! Unbelievable, I need a brew and a pipe. Right, you can call me a liar if you like, but this thing's done. I daren't risk letting it go any longer for fear of fin rot. Chop time. She's had a cure for a few hours and is good to go. Check out the motherfreezin frost!!!!!!!!!!!!! K homies, time to sample the goods, looks like we got the cod pheno. Smoke report to follow...Looks: A beautiful golden surface covered in ice white frost, upon breaking up reveals a fluffy white interior.
Aroma: Fish. It's a fish finger whaddya expect fruit? Although there are back notes of butter and bread.
Taste: Don't go there, trust me.
Effect: Quite battered. A deep one this, catches the throat. Nice giggly buzz that turns to deep inner contemplation about how your life is going and how you spend your time. Heavy consumption will lead to a nice deep sleep which may be interrupted by violent vommiting and explosive diarrhoea as the salmonella profile works it's magic. Thanks to squid and everyone at calimari connection for hooking me up.
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