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[Duckster]

Lol. ..ya...she is a wierd looking lady ain't she? ..no offense intended..lol

Yep yer right. I think the turtle has been getting kinky with her. lol She is already twice as tall as the other two. I had hoped to do these girls with no training, but I had to apply some bondage to the TS today. Trying to keep her at least close to the height of the other two.

Looking great pal, I want some grow minion's now,

Congrats on Grand Daughter making all-star team, must be great to be able to spend time with her like that, my son and grandson live a few hundred miles away in England he is still a baby but I missing out on seeing him grow up they thinking of emigrating as well but I can't blame them for that I would get out if I was younger, anyways happy growing pal

Yep she is #2 granddaughter, I have five. #1, the oldest, is on her own. I see her 3-5 times a month. #2 lives with me and the wife. I am able to bond with her on a few things, softball, art, and comedy. In some ways she is the son I never had. lol. The youngest three live with their dad and bitch stepmother two states away. I have not seen them in over 4 years. I miss them. Don't get me wrong, I don't want them living with me, but I would like to see them at least once a month.

 

[Duckster]

Well I had to break down and give the TS her first dose of bondage before the lanky bitch gets too unruly.

Has anybody ever found a spider that looked like this on their plants. lol jk Found it and 10000s more out in the woods. Big feckers too, this one is about 4" diameter including legs.

 

[hairyman]

Hey that's one scary looking spider,sure its nor an alien

You enjoy the bondage too much me thinks but good idea to start it early

 

[Duckster]

Ok so a bit of humor to get us through the doldrums. Some are not so "politically correct", but neither am I. lol All in the interest of humor folks.

A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?' Granny replies, 'Fuck the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?

 

[Duckster]

I got invited to a party and was told ‘dress to kill’. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.

 

[Duckster]

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jimmy woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely.

 

[Duckster]

Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?' Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!

 

[Duckster]

The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

 

[Duckster]

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.

 

[Duckster]

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.