Most of this stuff comes from friends and family that know my twisted sense of humor. Stuff in emails that we pass around to each other. I save it and share it with my family on AFN. But I have other sources too. I've snagged a few from you and Mossy and a few other friends here.
As for 1lb plants, I've been growing for six years so I was bound to have a success story or two. Even the blind hog finds the occasional acorn.

There won't be any 1lb plants this time as I'm growing in soil.