Indoor Duckster gives Wilma a go

[Duckster]

Yeah the is pretty full considering there's only 2 plants in there. Both are a bit on the stringy side so the harvest will be no fun

 

[Duckster]

Ok so after a long break it's time to get the grow on! It has been toooooooooooooo long and the stash is starting to dwindle. My last white crack pips popped about 5 days ago so things are barely getting off the ground. I also tried to germ a gold glue but that one was a no show. I started to germ another gold glue yesterday. Putting out some tags for the lads, hoping all is well with everyone. @Itisi, @Wile e Peyote, @woody, @hairyman, @Vlad The Inhaler, @Need4Weed, @tripaholic88, @The Elvis, plus many more that I have failed to mention. Could be arsed to put up a 5 day old baby pic as they all look alike. I do need to get some humor up in here pretty quick. I think we all need a good laugh eh!

 

[Duckster]

• 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

• The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

• You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers…

• This virus has done what no woman had been able to do…cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!!

• Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!

• Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. We’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them!

• Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

• Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???

• I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

• Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend? Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.

• Can everyone please just follow the government instructions so we can knock out this coronavirus and be done?! I feel like a kindergartner who keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can’t follow directions.

• I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”

• When this is over…what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA?

• Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.

 

[Itisi]

• 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.

• The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!

• You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers…

• This virus has done what no woman had been able to do…cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!!

• Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!

• Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. We’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them!

• Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”

• Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???

• I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

• Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend? Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.

• Can everyone please just follow the government instructions so we can knock out this coronavirus and be done?! I feel like a kindergartner who keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can’t follow directions.

• I swear my fridge just said “what the hell do you want now?”

• When this is over…what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA?

• Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.

 

[Duckster]

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Ja mon dats funny!!!!!!!!

 

[Duckster]

Some shirts that I would wear

 

[Need4Weed]

Hey @Duckster glad to know your still kicking out the grows!

I've been gone for awhile and it's great to be back!

 

[woody]

Ducksters back tell your friends.
Happy growing young man. Some old mephisto stock? Prob as much chance germing than their new beans

 

[tripaholic88]

Glad to see ya back ducks!

 

[Duckster]

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of
her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: listen, this guy is an escaped convict.
Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.
This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey!!