Indoor Duckster gives Wilma a go

[Duckster]

Now that's a load of bollocks! You been doing this as long as I have and even I have managed to glean a little something in the past 4 years.

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Whoa! Doesn't somebody need to start the grow off off. Off?

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Ermm... [emoji848]

Hang on peeps.. I’ll get it sorted in the next few days. Problem is I’ve got a massive crispy dry Glueberry in the tent atm and I need to shift it. (Fookin Martin left the Fookin lamp on all week, now it’s double fucked! ) [emoji849]

 

[Wile e Peyote]

Ermm... [emoji848]

Hang on peeps.. I’ll get it sorted in the next few days. Problem is I’ve got a massive crispy dry Glueberry in the tent atm and I need to shift it. (Fookin Martin left the Fookin lamp on all week, now it’s double fucked! ) [emoji849]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] You snooze you lose[emoji16] who's starting the thread in the appropriate place [emoji16]

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[Duckster]

Ermm... [emoji848]

Hang on peeps.. I’ll get it sorted in the next few days. Problem is I’ve got a massive crispy dry Glueberry in the tent atm and I need to shift it. (Fookin Martin left the Fookin lamp on all week, now it’s double fucked! ) [emoji849]

Twice fried glueberry sounds tasty. So I'm guessing that you have returned from frogland. They let you back in eh and you survived the wrath of the unmedicated misses. Holiday is over, now it's back reality. Get back out there and go to work and when you're done, get down in the dungeon and start whipping up some fresh meds for the misses.

 

[Duckster]

Warning: DON'T USE SHAMPOO

As I was washing my hair in the shower this morning, I read the label on the shampoo bottle and I’m still in shock!

The shampoo I use while showering, that runs down my entire body, says “for extra volume and body”!

Seriously, why haven’t I noticed this before? Now I understand why I have gained so much weight!

I’ve decided that tomorrow I am going to start using “Dawn” dish washing soap.

It says on the label, “dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.”

YOU'RE WELCOME

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Twice fried glueberry sounds tasty. So I'm guessing that you have returned from frogland. They let you back in eh and you survived the wrath of the unmedicated misses. Holiday is over, now it's back reality. Get back out there and go to work and when you're done, get down in the dungeon and start whipping up some fresh meds for the misses.

Yeee, we’re back mate. Just sorting out all the work and home related messes that accumulate when you’re not there. Been sorting out the jungle (aka back garden) this evening so I’ll get rid of the plant in the cellar tomorrow and after that.... it’s GROW TIME!

GROW TIME -SHOW TIME... [emoji41]

 

[Wile e Peyote]

Warning: DON'T USE SHAMPOO

As I was washing my hair in the shower this morning, I read the label on the shampoo bottle and I’m still in shock!

The shampoo I use while showering, that runs down my entire body, says “for extra volume and body”!

Seriously, why haven’t I noticed this before? Now I understand why I have gained so much weight!

I’ve decided that tomorrow I am going to start using “Dawn” dish washing soap.

It says on the label, “dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove.”

YOU'RE WELCOME

You tryin to say vlads fat, that's a bit mean [emoji16]

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

You tryin to say vlads fat, that's a bit mean [emoji16]

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Shut yer row, bone-head. [emoji16]

 

[Wile e Peyote]

Shut yer row, bone-head. [emoji16]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] What's a row don't speak yokel oooo arrr [emoji16]

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] You snooze you lose[emoji16] who's starting the thread in the appropriate place [emoji16]

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You can start the thread if ya like bud. Let’s face it, I’ve done everything else and it’s been so long since I started a new thread I honestly can’t remember how! [emoji849]