You know my weakness...slabs of meat cooked over real flames. This is that. Has almost a Char-sui look to that pork.

Here is my secret for "easy" ribs. So real deal ribs HAVE to go on the smoker or indirect on a kettle...and usually take about 4-5 hours to achieve that signature bark and texture that makes ribs bomb. Well, sometimes even I can't get away from the operating room long enough to enjoy that...or I am tied up with global summit meetings, golfing at the country club or flying to Vegas for the weekend. When that's the case and my man servant is out on the yacht, I have to improvise. Usually I would just order something delivered from Memphis or Kansas City, but that doesn't work in bad weather when the private jet can't fly.

- Trim dem rybz
- Rub dem rybz
- Get a huge baking pan with sides
- Oven to 250°

- Cut racks into thirds or so
- Place rybz into pan
- Do not overcrowd
- Seal tight w/ foil

- Prop one end of baking dish up in the oven to create a slope...we are not making braised rybz

- Cook for about 3-4h depending on quantity and size of rybz. This is where its super easy and you can be doing anything else...like golfing at Augusta National or TPC Sawgrass

- Finish the rybz on the grill for about 45m to an hour or more...with the finishing sauce in hand.

Tips: This works best with smaller racks. Wild boar piglets and Iberico hams are the cheapest cut you should use. The best way to finish em is to use charcoal. I like it made from endangered species and add some nice wood chunks like hickory or cherry. I suppose you could also get away with apple, peach, pear, mesquite, maple, or oak, but my personal favorites are Bubinga and Cocobolo...which I have hand picked in Madagascar by the indigenous people, which they chop with wooden axes because anything metal touching the wood gives a slightly acidic flavor when it's burned.

If you are going to get exotic wood from Madagascar, it's worth chartering a private plane. The longer that the wood is onboard the pressurized aircraft, the more it will lose some of the more subtle flavors in the smoke.

You haven't lived till you've had wild boar piglet baby baby backs smoked over endangered woods and rubbed with the dust from an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh straight outta the sarcophagus. Wash that down with some Pabst Blue Ribbon like Kenny's dad likes. It's a tough life...but I'll get by, one day at a time.



THEY'RE called KAAAAHBS Joe's dad's stuff
Your story made me think of the time me and a couple of buddies went on a Caribbean cruise late 70s early 80s I cannot remember the date at the moment. It was on Carnival Cruise Lines The Mardi Gras. What an adventure that was. Anyhow we hired a cab for the day on Jamaica and went to a country club at the top of the mountain. We drank Red Stripe Ale there. Not the same as the beer here in the states more like a stout malt liquor. We got hammered fast. We ate fantastic gulf shrimp and swapped stories with the driver and wait staff. We needed to leave with 2.5 hours to spare to get back to the ship and we did but on the way back we passed a roadside roast pig vendor. The driver informed us that they capture the wild pigs, steal the chilies, spices and wood they cook them with. We were intrigued so we had him go back and we bough some Jerk Pork......... OMG it was without a doubt the best pork I ever ate. I have tried many times to imitate it but it must be the Secret Exotic Stolen Jamaican Wood - Mon.
 
Your story made me think of the time me and a couple of buddies went on a Caribbean cruise late 70s early 80s I cannot remember the date at the moment. It was on Carnival Cruise Lines The Mardi Gras. What an adventure that was. Anyhow we hired a cab for the day on Jamaica and went to a country club at the top of the mountain. We drank Red Stripe Ale there. Not the same as the beer here in the states more like a stout malt liquor. We got hammered fast. We ate fantastic gulf shrimp and swapped stories with the driver and wait staff. We needed to leave with 2.5 hours to spare to get back to the ship and we did but on the way back we passed a roadside roast pig vendor. The driver informed us that they capture the wild pigs, steal the chilies, spices and wood they cook them with. We were intrigued so we had him go back and we bough some Jerk Pork......... OMG it was without a doubt the best pork I ever ate. I have tried many times to imitate it but it must be the Secret Exotic Stolen Jamaican Wood - Mon.
Cool story. Those are the kind of nights that you'll remember forever in detail. I posted that "Off the skewer" story here awhile back where that Greek guy at Old Town off 192 in Kissimmee area. I called him Stavros. He had that lamb for the gyros that was off the chain...that's what my boy said, and Stavy corrected him saying "No....it's off the skewer". That shit melted in your mouth and tasted like baby Jesus himself made it.

Good eats is so much more than good food. It's the environment and the company and everything in between. I think Tony Bourdain would have a few of those...lol

I really enjoy reading them on here. I got a good one from Cancun...I'll share it on Cinco de Mayo.

THEY'RE called KAAAAHBS Joe's dad's stuff
 
Speaking of BBQ....I need to pick up a nice pork shoulder soon and restock my portions of pulled pork in the freezer.

Anyhow...on the subject of ribs, here's my not so secret technique. Would work in an oven, but using a wood smoker, pellet grill smoker (my personal way), or good indirect charcoal setup adding some smoke flavor works better.

Common method found on a lot of BBQ forums called the 3-2-1 method (for how long the cooking "cycles" are).

Step one...peel the ribs. It can be a pain to get started, but there is a thin membrane on the bone side of most store bought baby backs that needs to be peeled of to make them that "next step". You can cook them with it on, but it leaves a kind of crisp skin like membrane on there after cooking that I just think they're more pleasant without.

Step two...rub' em up. If you can do it a couple hours ahead and let the spices seep in for a while it's best. But doing it 15 minutes before they go on while the cooker warms up works well, too. Anyhow, just give them a good covering and rub it in really well of your favorite BBQ rub. Can experiment and try different ones and find what really makes you go YUM! If you want a little binder to help it stick to the meat, either a little Worestershire or some yellow mustard work well (they don't influence the taste much as they mostly cook off).

Step three...cook 'em (3-2-1). Get your smoker, grill, oven, pellet grill, or whatever started up and warm it up to around 225F. Toss the ribs in the smoker, bone (or curved) side down. Let them smoke away for three hours.

After three hours, pull them out and wrap them in some foil. I like to do a double wrap since the stuff can rip easy going in and out. While wrapping them up, grab some apple juice and a sprayer nozzle and give them a good spritzing of apple juice to add a nice dose of moisture to the mix. Wrap 'em up tight and toss them back in the smoker, this time bone or curved side up. Cook for another two hours. (smell should be getting pretty amazing by now)

Final cook step...after two hours, if you want to add some BBQ sauce for sauced ribs, now is the time. Carefully unwrap and brush on a nice dose of your favorite BBQ sauce. I'll maybe warm it up in the microwave for about 30 sec first so it's not refrigerator cold going on, but probably doesn't matter too much. After brushing with the sauce, close the foil wrap and put the ribs back in bone curve down for the last hour. If you prefer "dry" ribs without the sauce, that's cool too...just flip them over to bone curve down again for the last hour and don't bother with the unwrapping and saucing.

After an hour, pull the ribs and let them rest for 10-15minutes before unwrapping, slicing up into sections (I go about 3 bones each, get 4 servings or so per rack), and serving. If you want to keep for a while before serving, I recommend the foil, towel, cooler method. (wrap in clean foil, wrap in towel, store in a cooler. They'll stay nice and warn for hours that way.

3-2-1...easy peasy, meat so tender it falls off the bone ribs. :smoking:

Okay...done rambling on now. Dunno why, just figured since ribs had come up I wanted to share mine. Must be the good sativa I had tonight that's got my mind just racing. :baked::woohoo:
 
Speaking of BBQ....I need to pick up a nice pork shoulder soon and restock my portions of pulled pork in the freezer.

Anyhow...on the subject of ribs, here's my not so secret technique. Would work in an oven, but using a wood smoker, pellet grill smoker (my personal way), or good indirect charcoal setup adding some smoke flavor works better.

Common method found on a lot of BBQ forums called the 3-2-1 method (for how long the cooking "cycles" are).

Step one...peel the ribs. It can be a pain to get started, but there is a thin membrane on the bone side of most store bought baby backs that needs to be peeled of to make them that "next step". You can cook them with it on, but it leaves a kind of crisp skin like membrane on there after cooking that I just think they're more pleasant without.

Step two...rub' em up. If you can do it a couple hours ahead and let the spices seep in for a while it's best. But doing it 15 minutes before they go on while the cooker warms up works well, too. Anyhow, just give them a good covering and rub it in really well of your favorite BBQ rub. Can experiment and try different ones and find what really makes you go YUM! If you want a little binder to help it stick to the meat, either a little Worestershire or some yellow mustard work well (they don't influence the taste much as they mostly cook off).

Step three...cook 'em (3-2-1). Get your smoker, grill, oven, pellet grill, or whatever started up and warm it up to around 225F. Toss the ribs in the smoker, bone (or curved) side down. Let them smoke away for three hours.

After three hours, pull them out and wrap them in some foil. I like to do a double wrap since the stuff can rip easy going in and out. While wrapping them up, grab some apple juice and a sprayer nozzle and give them a good spritzing of apple juice to add a nice dose of moisture to the mix. Wrap 'em up tight and toss them back in the smoker, this time bone or curved side up. Cook for another two hours. (smell should be getting pretty amazing by now)

Final cook step...after two hours, if you want to add some BBQ sauce for sauced ribs, now is the time. Carefully unwrap and brush on a nice dose of your favorite BBQ sauce. I'll maybe warm it up in the microwave for about 30 sec first so it's not refrigerator cold going on, but probably doesn't matter too much. After brushing with the sauce, close the foil wrap and put the ribs back in bone curve down for the last hour. If you prefer "dry" ribs without the sauce, that's cool too...just flip them over to bone curve down again for the last hour and don't bother with the unwrapping and saucing.

After an hour, pull the ribs and let them rest for 10-15minutes before unwrapping, slicing up into sections (I go about 3 bones each, get 4 servings or so per rack), and serving. If you want to keep for a while before serving, I recommend the foil, towel, cooler method. (wrap in clean foil, wrap in towel, store in a cooler. They'll stay nice and warn for hours that way.

3-2-1...easy peasy, meat so tender it falls off the bone ribs. :smoking:

Okay...done rambling on now. Dunno why, just figured since ribs had come up I wanted to share mine. Must be the good sativa I had tonight that's got my mind just racing. :baked::woohoo:
I forgot step one on my little eazy peezy ribs run down. D'oh. I don't care if it's baby backs or spare ribs...ya GOTTA get that silverskin off. It's absolutely crucial.

Pro tip: Use a folded dry paper towel to work it up...it makes it way easier when you can grip it right.

I should start over from scratch and say follow Ozone's guide and use a pellet smoker. Now THAT is how you make ribs easy, without cutting corners.

**But:**
You can make smaller ribs 90%+ as good as a smoker with just a gas grill and an oven. It's the 3 hours or so at the low to mid 200°Fs that does the heavy lifting. Then you go for 35 mins or so on the grill...straight out the oven, basting with the pan drippings and another half hour with sauce if ya want em sticky. Keep anything with sugar away till the last little bit though. Sugar will taste amazing all caramelized, but it will also wreck your whole project...fast.

Once you do it once or twice it's so freaking easy. If the ribs/pulled pork you make aren't in the top 2% that you ever had...every single time...hang it up.

**Rubs:**
I have tried at least a dozen ready made rubba dubbas. Anything that looks decent probably is and will achieve great results. Once you do it a few times, try making one from scratch, just follow a recipe your first few times and taste everything. Have a second or third opinion too.

As far as just buying one ready made, Killer Hogs is kinda like the standard on the professional BBQ circuit. These guys are competing for serious money and use $10k+ rigs and a bunch of them use this as their rib and butt rub. (I treat both the same when it comes to rubs/sauces as well). Killer Hogs even comes in 5lb 'competion' packs if that says anything about it. I have never had it, but I GUARANTEE that it's bomb and if your ribs don't come out better than you've ever had, ya done fukt up and a pellet grill should be in your future.

I can attest to Project Smoke Kansas City Smoke Rub. That shit was slamming right out the bottle and I used it on those beer can Cornish hens I made a couple weeks ago. Best commercial rub I've had so far, can't wait to try it with some pork and put it head to head with the Carolina Pit Powder that is sitting unopened in my spice cupboard.

I've gone as long as 24 hours and as short as about an hour with the rubs. I don't think it makes too much of a difference in the end. As long as the meat looks "wet" when it's going to be cooked. Thats the magic of rubs.

The spray bottle method is classic 101 Q. You can use anything. Apple juice, cider, beer, bourbon...even plain aqua. Keep a water bottle handy to extinguish any fires real quick. Keep the meat looking somewhat shiney. That glisten is good.

Keep sweets away from heat. Period. Even if you do completely fuck up, you can ALWAYS finish it in the oven. It really doesn't matter what order you add the slow cooker step...I've had gas grilled ribs that were grilled more like a steak (hot and fast) and then finished in the oven for a couple two three hours...and they were falling off the bone with a nice char, sticky as shit.

If you have never done HOLY SHIT ribs before and have a regular gas grill, try this. You will be throwing away clean bones. Just keep em covered for the "long cook."

**Boston Butt/Shoulder**
AKA pulled pork. Lemme just get this clear: if you want the most ridiculous "pulled pork" you've ever had, do these simple couple things:

- CUT IT FIRST!!!
- Chop it!!!

**The Pre Cut(s)**
Lemme explain...don't throw a human head sized piece of pork on anything and expect it to get flavor to the center. Cut it in half or even thirds first. I love me some good bark in my sammiches, and you won't ever have a good meat:bark ratio with huge hunks. Not to mention you can cut the cooking time from 12 hours down to about 4-5 or so. It looks so much prettier, and the smoke penetrates ALL the way. Keep the sweet sauce away till the last 30 to 45mins and then have at it....just keep eagle eyes on anything over the fire that has sweetness in it's DNA.

**The Chop Shop**
By it's very name pulled pork is 'pulled' off the bone. Balderdash. Do the precut routine first. Do the cooking thing. Let it rest!!!! Instead of using forks or those bear claw rippers, try the sharp knife cleave. Get a big heavy knife and make some Carolina Chopped Pork. Don't mince it, just give it a once over. The texture is superior in every way...in my humble opinion of course, but hear this:. The very first time I made pulled pork I used a 7lb pork butt, I cut it into three 2.3 pound pieces and did that at 225° over cherry for 4 hours...maybe 5. I finished it in the oven at 250° for another 45 mins or so. Let it rest!!! Then I did the chop (Thanks Famous Dave's). I had half a dozen people say that was the best pork sandwich they have ever had. First time!!! And we live in a decent BBQ town with over a dozen hardcore places including Dinosaur BBQ. It's that easy folks.

Don't cut corners with anything on the smoker or approximating to be smoked. Use good quality rubs and sauces, keep the temp under 250°, don't rush anything...even the oven. You'll know when it's done...it leaks and it gets "that" signature texture and bones will be clean.

Sorry to write a book, but it's really that easy and I just had to put in a little three cents. Keep er lit crew.

THEY'RE called KAAAAHBS Joe's dad's stuff
 
I have had them served to me like boiled okra soft and slimy - no thank you. I don't like my spare ribs (not baby no meat ribs) too tender. I like them toothsome with good fat and a nice char; not burnt mind you but they need to get hot enough to crisp the outside fat. I don't do anything fancy. Yes, remove the silverskin. Cut them into ribs. Dry rub sometimes or Spicy Spareribs sauce. I try different spices all of the time. Apple, Maple or Almond wood smoke and once every 4 or five years I will do Hickory wood. I cook them standing in a rack on a Weber Kettle indirect method and hot as it will get. I cook them 45minutes to an hour to 155°F internal temperature so the fat is cooked.
 
Ribs always reminds me of one of the cookers I always thought would be fun to try out. Supposedly can turn out some good food hanging it in a pit barrel cooker:
:fire:
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Ribs always reminds me of one of the cookers I always thought would be fun to try out. Supposedly can turn out some good food hanging it in a pit barrel cooker:
:fire:
Pit-Barrel-Cooker-ribs.jpg
That's the infamous PBC that the whole staff at AmazingRibs.com recommends. I have heard some great things about it, and it's supposed to be stupid easy to use, consistent, and there is no cheating...so when you fall asleep with a blunt in your hand and burn the house down, you can tell St Peter with confidence that your BBQ was cooked over hand fed open flames.

In all seriousness though, I have the utmost respect for the crew over at amazingribs.com and if they give something the gold star
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I think you can pretty much take it to the bank. They also have those sweet Kettle inserts called Slow N Sear that look pretty cool too. Turns a standard Kettle into a precision smoker complete with a water pan, and a high heat sear zone.

It's almost 70° out today here...the live fire and grilling season is officially underway!!!!

THEY'RE called KAAAAHBS Joe's dad's stuff
 
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